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How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

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How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

It’s that time of year again. The time when nobody gives a crap about work until January fifth. For most people the last two months of the year are compressed to three days: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s Eve. Every day in betw…

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Washington Post’s Awkward Office Exercises

posted 09/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Our sedentary lifestyles are quickly turning us all into disgusting amorphous blobs with spindly typing fingers and super-strong gaming thumbs. The good majority of people now have office jobs — they’re trapped in cubicles wearing shirt…

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Five Fun Things To Do At Your Temp Job

posted 08/05/2011
by Jim Tews

If you’re a starving artist and/or an aimless drifter (like everyone on the Holy Taco staff) then you’ve probably picked up a temp job or two. They’re usually incredibly boring office jobs that involve some sort of tedious task th…

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5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work

posted 09/16/2010
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The National Science Foundation is in the news again. Normally, Holy Taco’s not big on the whole “science” thing, but luckily for us, this particular story focuses more on Internet pornography than it does clinical analysis. As it…

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8 People You’ll Meet on the Elevator

posted 03/10/2010
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Due to the popularity of water bottles and the declining popularity of stairs, the elevator is becoming the new "water cooler" of the office environment. In the elevator, people engage in very brief conversations about television sho…

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

posted 12/10/2009
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Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter: St…

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How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret

posted 09/21/2009
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You spend 40 hours every week at work. It’s only natural that you’re going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you’re lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you’ve got to do ever…

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How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

posted 08/25/2009
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8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day. Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you’re working when you’re actually not doing jack-shit. Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and …

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Justin and Johnny: The Fire Drill

posted 08/19/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office

posted 08/07/2009
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G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra comes out in theaters today, and there’s a good chance that this movie is going to be more disappointing than a fat redheaded chick holding a positive preggo test. One of the great things about G.I. Joe is tha…

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What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

posted 08/03/2009
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If you have a job, there’s a good chance that you have to wear a name badge. The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there’s a good chance that it’s not sending the message that you think it’s sen…

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How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

Washington Post’s Awkward Office Exercises

Five Fun Things To Do At Your Temp Job

5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work

8 People You’ll Meet on the Elevator

How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret

How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

Justin and Johnny: The Fire Drill

If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office

What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

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