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How To Properly Identify A Ferocious Tiger

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In case you were unaware, dozens of large, exotic animals have been wandering around Zanesville, Ohio. Apparently, their owner opened up their cages, letting them to roam free, then conveniently killed himself. The once quiet, rural Ohio town now r…

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Clown Robs Woman on Toilet…is a damn fine headline

Clown Robs Woman on Toilet…is a damn fine headline

When we woke up today we didn’t feel the world would provide us with a news story about a clown that robbed a 70-year-old woman as she sat on a toilet. That’s just not that kind of thing we mentally prepare ourselves to hear about on …

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How Far Away Is Ohio?

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The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

If you thought a worldwide economic collapse was just around the corner and that we will soon be using shells as currency, well think again. According to this internal email from an Akron, Ohio company, the economy is kicking ass:     Whi…

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