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Holy Taco Explains Google Plus To A Surly Old Man

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We figured the best way to explain technology in a straight-forward manner is to explain it to a surly old guy and record the results. Since Google+ is the internet’s latest attempt to phase out internet users over sixty, we decided to start …

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Things Only Old People Are Into: Freestyle Canoeing [Video]

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Let’s go ahead and add this to the list of reasons why there’s severe generational gap in America. How can America’s youth respect it’s elders when it’s elders are into some really boring crap? Take freestyle canoeing,…

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How the Elderly Understand the Internet

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Your parents and grandparents are probably online now and that’s terrifying. Not because they might add you to Facebook or keep emailing you the same message because if they forward it to 10 friends they’ll get a free baked potato at Applebee’s but…

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Holy Taco Helps Old People Struggling With Dementia

Dementia Old People

Have you ever wondered why it’s so easy to trick grandma or grandpa in to thinking just about anything? Maybe you just causally toss out something like, “yeah, so, it turns out mom, you’re precious daughter, is a syphilitic whore” and they lose the…

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Confessions of a Bitter Wal-Mart Greeter

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Well, it finally happened. A Wal-Mart greeter snapped and robbed his own store at gunpoint. Eighty-three year old George Plane Jr. is the Travis Bickle of Wal-Mart greeters. Thanks to a few shady connections, we were able to get a hold of PlaneR…

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10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

10 Porn Stars Who Are Over the Age of 50

They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes t…

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25 Old People Being Awesome

25 Old People Being Awesome

These oldies are proving they are more than just a source for hard candy and a drain on our social security.  

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Grandma, Noooo!!!!

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Old People Pranks!

Old People Pranks!

  The only good thing about getting old is that you can do anything you want and nobody will ever question it. Also, you might be able to find one of those young, hot 18-year old chicks that, for some messed up reason, likes boning old dudes. …

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These Animated Corpses Will Make You Smile

These Animated Corpses Will Make You Smile

  We’re pumped about this! We loved Weekend At Bernie’s I and II, the third looks even better!   Caruso Loves Canadian Hockey (TotalProSports) The Creepiest Olan Mills Portraits Ever (SuperTremendous) 100 Hot Beer Pong Babes …

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Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would You Rather Fight: Babies or Old People?

Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would You Rather Fight: Babies or Old People?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than spending way to much time looking for hot girl pics on the internet, it’s argue about really stupid things.  This week, we’re arguing about who we’d rather fight: 25 5…

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