Old people are not to be trusted. You know who thought up “respect your elders?” Old people. Good try, old people. Good try. Truth is that faint urine and wood chip smell, that confused aura, that wrinkled neck scrotum, all of that is just a di…
The much lauded AMC series Mad Men features a number of fascinating and troubled characters that existed in a time of great civic and cultural change — America in the 1960s. It was a time when the old guard was challenged by a rapidly and sudd…
We figured the best way to explain technology in a straight-forward manner is to explain it to a surly old guy and record the results. Since Google+ is the internet’s latest attempt to phase out internet users over sixty, we decided to start …
Let’s go ahead and add this to the list of reasons why there’s severe generational gap in America. How can America’s youth respect it’s elders when it’s elders are into some really boring crap? Take freestyle canoeing,…
Your parents and grandparents are probably online now and that’s terrifying. Not because they might add you to Facebook or keep emailing you the same message because if they forward it to 10 friends they’ll get a free baked potato at Applebee’s but…
Have you ever wondered why it’s so easy to trick grandma or grandpa in to thinking just about anything? Maybe you just causally toss out something like, “yeah, so, it turns out mom, you’re precious daughter, is a syphilitic whore” and they lose the…
Well, it finally happened. A Wal-Mart greeter snapped and robbed his own store at gunpoint. Eighty-three year old George Plane Jr. is the Travis Bickle of Wal-Mart greeters. Thanks to a few shady connections, we were able to get a hold of PlaneR…
They say youth is wasted on the young. That may be so, but as I’m about to demonstrate, porn is definitely wasted on the old. I’ve got nothing against old people. In fact, I prefer their company to people my own age. But when it comes t…
The only good thing about getting old is that you can do anything you want and nobody will ever question it. Also, you might be able to find one of those young, hot 18-year old chicks that, for some messed up reason, likes boning old dudes. …