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25 Older Body Builders Who Could Probably Beat Us Senseless

Just because you need a Rascal scooter to get around doesn’t mean you have to stop bench pressing small, German automobiles. Probably.

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A Letter To The 62-Year-Old Grandmother Who Had 200 Sexual Flings In The Past 2 Years

posted 11/08/2010
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Why, hello, there, 62-Year-Old Grandmother That Had 200 Sexual Flings In The past 2 Years. How are you on this fine day? Sore, I assume – sore from all of the sweet, sweet sexual satisfaction you’ve been given by the 30 and 40 years old…

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The Inner Monologue of a Perv in His 40′s at the Club

posted 06/11/2010
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Yeah. Yeah, this is hot. And I’m hot. And that girl over there in the tight – wait. I think that’s Dunbar’s daughter. Huh. He’s in accounting now, so it’s not like I see him that often. Damn. She grew up,…

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Inner Monologue of My Dad Trying To Use Twitter

posted 03/22/2010
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Yeah, that’s right, I’m a modern guy. I got a new portable phone that can get the world wide internet on. I can check my compuserve email whenever I want. I can download my favorite youtubes. And best of all, I can keep in touch with my …

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May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory

posted 12/30/2009
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Are you tired of having so much fun every New Year’s Eve? Then you should try watching an old video of a fireworks factory exploding. After this, nothing will seem very exciting, unless it’s another, larger fireworks factor…

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OMFG! My hat is pooping on me!

posted 08/13/2009
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A Dog Milking A Goat

posted 08/10/2009
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We scan through thousands of videos a day here at Holy Taco, and sometimes… well, sometimes the best thing on any particular day is just simple video of a dog walking upright, milking a talking goat. Kid Gets Tasered Again (Tota…

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I Wish Invasion Earth Guy Would Come to Thanksgiving

posted 07/13/2009
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To me, this guy is the perfect grandpa, but a terrible father. It would be great to have the option of talking to him for a while at Thanksgiving or Christmas, but if you had to be around him all the time, it would take forever to get …

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Classic BFF Pic

posted 07/08/2009
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Rachel Mestonen Is HOT (GorillaMask) Sexy Girls In Tube Socks (Coed) 6 Badass Tricks You Can Do With Fire (Cracked) 18 Really Weird Looking Animals (IAmBored) Megan Fox And Her Ass (DrunkenStepfather) This Turtle I…

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