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25 Things the Internet is Better Than

It’s 2013 and according to recent studies, everyone spends all the time on the internet. Everyone. All the time. Internet. But there’s also this curious notion people have been developing that they need to spend time away from the internet, doing…

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The 5 Most Awesome Alternative Schools

posted 09/23/2010
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Education is valuable and precious and all that jazz, but what no one tells those kids in highschool when they’re trying to convince them to go to DeVry is that education is only worthwhile if it’s not completely retarded. So you can g…

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Online Sperm Banks May Not be Trustworthy

posted 09/14/2010
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You may need to sit down with a cup of tea and a good friend to handle the shock of this, but it turns out that some of your favorite online sperm banks may not be totally on the up and up. We know, you’re thinking “whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?&rd…

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If Autotrader Was Honest

posted 01/27/2010
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Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you’ll never get what you paid for, and you’ll probably get screwed in the end. It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest…

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Goodbye To Shy

posted 08/14/2008
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The best way to learn how to interact with people is to sit in a dark room and stare at your computer while you’re all alone. Something tells me this isn’t a course at Princeton.

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