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A Thank You Letter to the Makers of Malware and Viruses

A Thank You Letter to the Makers of Malware and Viruses

Dear Makers of Malware and Viruses, I love getting paid. We Internet writers don’t get paid much in comparison to other writing jobs out there, but my job is fun and freeing, and I like it. But do you know what the down side of that is? When …

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Letters to Annoying People

Letters to Annoying People

There are some stupid people out there who annoy everyone. Unfortunately, we can’t get to every single one of them individually to tell them how annoying they are, so we decided to do it the old fashioned way: by writing 7 letters to the most …

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Letters to Annoying People on Halloween

Letters to Annoying People on Halloween

When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us.  Here are some letters written to those a-holes:      

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