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Five Ridiculous Fast Food Promotions

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by Jim Tews

The obesity epidemic in the U.S. doesn’t seem like it’s going to get any better any time soon. Part of that is probably because bad food keeps getting more delicious, and the other part is because it’s getting cheaper. Just in time…

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Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011

posted 05/30/2011
by Jim Tews

Happy Memorial Day, Americans. Happy Monday to the rest of you. While many of you have the day off, our international staff of comedy writers was working hard to make sure you got what you came for — barely researched news stories with some …

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Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

posted 05/25/2011
by Luis Prada

After 25 years, Oprah Winfrey ends her juggernaut of an afternoon talk show today. While many middle aged women will miss their daily dose of health and beauty tips presented by underage hooker mothers that survived African civil wars (Ed. Note: we…

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25 Ridiculous Artistic Tributes to Oprah

posted 05/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

So Oprah is finally ending her show after being on TV for 1000 days and 1000 nights of terror. She will retire to a solid gold island she built herself that is populated by many extinct animals and a few that never really existed until she paid to…

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Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

posted 12/29/2010
by Jim Tews

Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

If you’re reading this it means you’re alive and literate, which means you’re familiar with Twitter. It’s a pretty easy concept and it’s become a really popular way for musicians and other artists to connect with their fans without having to filter…

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For Your Consideration, Oprah

posted 12/28/2010
by Jim Tews

Oprah, Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…

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7 People Who Messed With Texas

posted 08/24/2010
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Of all the places not to mess with, Texas, we’re told, is at the top of the list. But in reality, this near universal recognition of Texas as a state above our meddling is misplaced. Turns out the “Don’t Mess with Texas” slo…

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Oprah Has Changed…

posted 03/26/2010
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Oprah Makes 385 Million A Year

posted 08/03/2008
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Some things are too massive for me to comprehend, like space or Prince Fielder. So when I heard this, I couldn’t really wrap my head around it: Usmagazine reports Oprah Winfrey earns a whopping $385 million a year. If Oprah deserves that muc…

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Oprah Winfrey Boytoy Stedman Writes Tell All Book

posted 05/22/2008
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My dad always said, there are two things you can count on happening eventually: 1)Our sun will burn out and thus render our solar system uninhabitable, and 2) Oprah Winfrey’s boyfriend Stedman Graham will write a tell-all book about their rel…

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Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

posted 05/01/2008
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Time released it’s list of the world’s 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Here’s what George Clooney says about them: “they have tend…

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Five Ridiculous Fast Food Promotions

Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011

Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

25 Ridiculous Artistic Tributes to Oprah

Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

For Your Consideration, Oprah

7 People Who Messed With Texas

Oprah Has Changed…

Oprah Makes 385 Million A Year

Oprah Winfrey Boytoy Stedman Writes Tell All Book

Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

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