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The Inner Monologue of the First European To Discover Oranges

The Inner Monologue of the First European To Discover Oranges

Oh man. Sun’s up. Another early day for ol’ Joseph of the Stinking Creek’s Bend. Still working on a new name. Guess I’ll milk my goat for a delicious glass of body temperature goat’s broth and then have some oats f…

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Orange Girl Is An Orange Guy

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Introducing: The Female Guido

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John Mayer Is Hiding Something

John Mayer Is Hiding Something

You see this car that would only be driven by a guy who is going through a mid-life crisis or trying to overcompensate for a serious case of flaming homosexuality? This is the car that 30-year-old John Mayer is driving around Los Angeles as you rea…

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