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You Are All Cordially Invited To The Orgy

You're Invited

Hello Friend, If you have received this Email, then congratulations! It means that you are one of the lucky 348 people on my contacts list that I am inviting to my first annual orgy! There will be chips! And dip! And people’s fists in each other! O…

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What NOT To Do At An Orgy

What NOT To Do At An Orgy

Despite what Redtube would have us believe, wild sex orgies aren’t happening all around us all the time, but they do happen occasionally in real life. If you find yourself in the fortunate position of attending an orgy, just remember that ther…

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This Church Seems Okay

This Church Seems Okay

This video kind of speaks for itself, so I’m not going to overanalyze, but here’s a few thoughts that occurred while watching. First of all, I love how the Orgy people thought anyone would think this was a church. It looks like the se…

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