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Osama Bin Laden Wanted To Rebrand Al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda was a PR disaster. Al-Qaeda kept getting arrested for drug possession. Al-Qaeda kept flashing its vagina to paparazzi. Al-Qaeda punched a bellhop at the Chateau Marmot. Al-Qaeda’s stock was plummeting in the eyes of the global population a…

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Wait, What Happened? – May 16th, 2011

posted 05/16/2011
by Jim Tews

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Wait, What Happened? – May 9th, 2011

posted 05/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Alright everyone. You were probably so busy worrying about what to do for your mom for Mother’s day, that you didn’t pay attention to the world around you. Your water cooler anecdotes are going to sound really lame if you’re compl…

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Let’s Put An End To Patriotic Misquotes!

posted 05/04/2011
by Jim Tews

Osama Bin Laden died and most people didn’t know how they should publicly react until they checked their Facebook feed. Only problem with that is, most of us have a Facebook friend pool that is half full of stupid people we went to high schoo…

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Newest Real Estate Listing From Abbottabad, Pakistan

posted 05/02/2011
by Luis Prada

This spacious abode is located in Abbottabad, Pakistan, just 100 miles north of Islamabad, the entertainment-rich capitol of Pakistan!

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5 Ways Obama Can Spin the Death of Osama bin Laden into Kick Ass Approval Ratings

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by Ian Fortey

If you went to bed early last night you might have missed the news from president Obama that some kick ass American spy-types totally whacked Osama bin Laden. 10 years after that magnificent asshat staged the September 11th attacks, we finally got…

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Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Yearbook Page

posted 11/12/2008
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You may think Osama Bin Laden was always a psychopathic murderer, but he went through awkward phases in high school, just like you and I. How do we know? We have his senior yearbook page.

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Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

posted 07/28/2008
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When I was in third grade, I accidentally crapped my pants at recess. I quietly cleaned up and no one was the wiser. About a month later, this other kid crapped his pants at recess, and it ran down his leg and everyone was like, “oh my god,…

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Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

posted 07/06/2008
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Pics courtesy of celebslam People are all over this “Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian” thing. Would that really be that surprising? On a scale of things that are surprising, I would put that right below “The end of the M. Night …

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Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

posted 05/01/2008
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Time released it’s list of the world’s 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Here’s what George Clooney says about them: “they have tend…

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Osama Bin Laden Lives In Colombia

posted 01/30/2008
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Wow. This takes balls. My favorite part is that he thinks that as a security guard, if he dresses like Osama Bin Laden, instead of people being like “Holy Shit, that’s Osama Bin Laden!,” people will be like “Whoa, thatR…

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Osama Bin Laden Wanted To Rebrand Al-Qaeda

Wait, What Happened? – May 16th, 2011

Wait, What Happened? – May 9th, 2011

Let’s Put An End To Patriotic Misquotes!

Newest Real Estate Listing From Abbottabad, Pakistan

5 Ways Obama Can Spin the Death of Osama bin Laden into Kick Ass Approval Ratings

Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Yearbook Page

Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

Osama Bin Laden Lives In Colombia

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