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Have a Merry, Tacky Christmas with the Justice Coin

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Pull up a Yule log and pour yourself some nog, Holy Taco has a tale of holiday woe and crapitude for you. As you’d expect this time of year, there are many gifts to be bought for many loved ones and people you are obligated to spend time with alike…

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Osama Bin Laden Wanted To Rebrand Al-Qaeda

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Al-Qaeda was a PR disaster. Al-Qaeda kept getting arrested for drug possession. Al-Qaeda kept flashing its vagina to paparazzi. Al-Qaeda punched a bellhop at the Chateau Marmot. Al-Qaeda’s stock was plummeting in the eyes of the global population a…

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Wait, What Happened? – May 16th, 2011

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Wait, What Happened? – May 9th, 2011

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Alright everyone. You were probably so busy worrying about what to do for your mom for Mother’s day, that you didn’t pay attention to the world around you. Your water cooler anecdotes are going to sound really lame if you’re compl…

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Let’s Put An End To Patriotic Misquotes!

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Osama Bin Laden died and most people didn’t know how they should publicly react until they checked their Facebook feed. Only problem with that is, most of us have a Facebook friend pool that is half full of stupid people we went to high schoo…

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Newest Real Estate Listing From Abbottabad, Pakistan

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This spacious abode is located in Abbottabad, Pakistan, just 100 miles north of Islamabad, the entertainment-rich capitol of Pakistan!

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5 Ways Obama Can Spin the Death of Osama bin Laden into Kick Ass Approval Ratings

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If you went to bed early last night you might have missed the news from president Obama that some kick ass American spy-types totally whacked Osama bin Laden. 10 years after that magnificent asshat staged the September 11th attacks, we finally got…

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Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Yearbook Page

Osama Bin Laden’s Senior Yearbook Page

You may think Osama Bin Laden was always a psychopathic murderer, but he went through awkward phases in high school, just like you and I.  How do we know?  We have his senior yearbook page.  

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Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

When I was in third grade, I accidentally crapped my pants at recess. I quietly cleaned up and no one was the wiser. About a month later, this other kid crapped his pants at recess, and it ran down his leg and everyone was like, “oh my god,…

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Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Lindsay Lohan Rubs All Up On Disneyland

Pics courtesy of celebslam People are all over this “Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian” thing.  Would that really be that surprising?  On a scale of things that are surprising, I would put that right below “The end of the M. Night …

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Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

Brad And Angelina Most Influential Couple

Time released it’s list of the world’s 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Here’s what George Clooney says about them: “they have tend…

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