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Ellen’s Oscars Selfie: The 12 Greatest Photoshop Parodies

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Ellen DeGeneres’s star-studded selfie during the 2014 Oscars broadcast literally broke the Internet, and inspired some truly hilarious (and terrifying) photoshops. Here are a dozen of our favorites.

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6 Awards We’d Rather See

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Awards season is just wrapping up after the debacle of the Grammys and the Oscars and everything else no one really wants to see because it’s boring and self indulgent and all we do is bitch every year on Twitter and Facebook and, I dunno, Instagram…

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Holy Taco Draws the News: The Oscars

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Tomorrow are the Academy Awards. Please take today to work with friends and family to build up the ability to give a damn.

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6 People We’d Rather See Hosting the Oscars than Billy Crystal

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Let’s start this with a disclaimer; Billy Crystal is a great comedian. We’ve made some jokes about him hosting the Oscars on Twitter but that’s only because of two things; we make fun of everything and Billy Crystal hasn’t had a lead role in a fil…

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2011 Oscars: Best And Worst Dress-Ahh, Who Cares?

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The Oscars were Sunday night, but I was too busy bouncing my attention back and forth between the Heat-Knicks game and this weird growth on my shoulder. I think it may be a third hand slowing growing out of me, like Judd Nelson in The Dark Backward…

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Inner Monologue of James Cameron at the Oscars

Inner Monologue of James Cameron at the Oscars

Oh, god. These f*cking Oscars shows are so goddamn long.  I’m glad I decided to only make one movie every ten years for the rest of my life. Why do I have to sit through this whole f*cking awards program with these lowlife Hollywood scum?…

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Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game

Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game

The Oscars are over now, which means it’s the perfect time to go back to the theater to check out all the winning movies that you thought were shitty until last night, but now you think they’re great. If you’re going to see Preciou…

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25 Hot Oscar Winners

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25 Winning Oscars

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So many people to thank…let’s see, where to start? I’d like to thank this economy for causing me to live in a f#cking trash can.  

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