I have no idea who this dude is, but his ginormous double chin is somehow turning Pamela Anderson on. To be honest, I'm a little confused. If Mr. Six Chins is now getting hot tongue action from Pam Anderson, who's going to be next? Screech? Rerun from What's Happening? Any of the other actors in What's Happening? What's happened to you, Pam? Back in the good old days you used to only get caught licking guys who looked like they were starving to death (Kid "I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A" Rock, Tommy "Please Feed Me Some Sara" Lee).  

C'mon Pam. What happened to your pride? Pick your enormous breasts up, get back on that horse and start dating the faux-macho weirdo we all expect you to date.  You're better than this.

Thanks to: hollywoodrag.com

I'm glad I don't have 500 photographers taking photos of me stumbling out of my corner Fuddruckers, because I would be quite embarrassed, let me tell you. So, I feel the pain of these photos of Pamela Anderson and her amateur videographing husband Rick Salomon leaving some swanky L.A. club at 5:30 a.m. The loving couple have clearly been celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ by doing ecstacy or coke or speedballs or horse barbituates. By the look of Rick's peepers, he can see God, Santa and Rudolph all at once. By the looks of Pam's face...um, I admit I was only trying to look at her breasts. I can't wait to see what they do for New Year's.