Above is Pizza Hut spokesman Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, former Eastern Illinois quarterback Anthony Romo. So, apparently her t-shirt pissed off Pamela Anderson, who is big into animal protection and such, who said this on the radio:

Speaking on radio in Australia - the star slammed her rival buxom blonde. Pammi blasted: "I think she is a bitch and a whore. Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

The United Association of Bitches and Whores released a statement saying "We think she's just stupid. Please don't lump her in with us." The UABW has a strong union, I wouldn't screw with them. So, anyway, now Jessica Simpson is pissed:

a pal of Jessica admits: "She was deeply hurt and upset at the comments. To say Jessica is mad about it is an understatement. She is disgusted at Pamela's remarks and fully intended to go after her, until her family made her see sense. Her folks told her NOT to make a big deal of it - as that would only get Pamela the press she's so desperate for. So Jessica is keeping quiet as she's the one on the way up, while Pamela Anderson is on the way down."

I'm not even going to make a joke about "going down" because I refuse to be puppeteered by "a pal of Jessica" who is clearly attempting to be one half of a comedy team.

I like how Jessica Simpson says Pamela Anderson is desperate for press.  That would be like my dog telling my neighbors dog that it's desperate for assholes to sniff.  Jessica Simpson is fairly stupid and I bet runs mostly on instinct, like a salamander or bumble bee.  So, if I know anything about evolutionary psychology, which I don't, I bet her instinct is telling her to strike back at Pamela some how.  I'm thinking Pam might get this in the mail:

I have no idea who this dude is, but his ginormous double chin is somehow turning Pamela Anderson on. To be honest, I'm a little confused. If Mr. Six Chins is now getting hot tongue action from Pam Anderson, who's going to be next? Screech? Rerun from What's Happening? Any of the other actors in What's Happening? What's happened to you, Pam? Back in the good old days you used to only get caught licking guys who looked like they were starving to death (Kid "I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A" Rock, Tommy "Please Feed Me Some Sara" Lee).  

C'mon Pam. What happened to your pride? Pick your enormous breasts up, get back on that horse and start dating the faux-macho weirdo we all expect you to date.  You're better than this.

Thanks to: hollywoodrag.com

I'm glad I don't have 500 photographers taking photos of me stumbling out of my corner Fuddruckers, because I would be quite embarrassed, let me tell you. So, I feel the pain of these photos of Pamela Anderson and her amateur videographing husband Rick Salomon leaving some swanky L.A. club at 5:30 a.m. The loving couple have clearly been celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ by doing ecstacy or coke or speedballs or horse barbituates. By the look of Rick's peepers, he can see God, Santa and Rudolph all at once. By the looks of Pam's face...um, I admit I was only trying to look at her breasts. I can't wait to see what they do for New Year's.