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Getting Into Your Pants: The Holy Taco Pants Guide

Research tells us that you, Holy Taco reader, are likely wearing pants. In fact, 67% of you wear pants when you read our site. OR DO YOU?!?! You do. But are they really pants? Or are they trousers? Or some other leg-embracing textile we don’t…

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The Worst Time To Poop Your Pants

posted 08/11/2010
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People often talk about pooping their pants. What people? The ones that like to add a layer of hyperbole to a conversation to heighten emotional tension. For instance, “I was so scared I crapped my pants.” But it’s very rare that…

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4 American Flag Products and What They Say About You

posted 06/14/2010
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It’s National Flag Day, everyone! So grab your American flag, ring it up the flag pole, then kind of look at it awkwardly for a few minutes as you try to think of what you should do next, before you settle on giving a half-hearted salu…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

posted 04/13/2010
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Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.

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You Are One Classy Lady

posted 03/01/2009
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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Quantum Of Solace

posted 01/07/2009
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Write a caption for this skiier who forgot his pants and you can win a copy of Activision’s Quantum of Solace for either the Xbox360 or PS3. It’s the game that lets you feel just like James Bond (without all the heroism and sex.)…

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Weekly Gif: Subway’s Jared And His Huge Pants

posted 08/13/2008
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Everytime Subway’s Jared Fogle is on TV or at a speaking engagement, he’s always holding up a pair of enormous pants to illustrate the 70 million pounds he lost. But it’s too the point where that’s all he does now. Yes, we g…

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Fergie Still Doesn’t Understand Pants

posted 01/20/2008
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Pants can be a very difficult thing to deal with. You have to get them over BOTH of your legs. You have to snap, or possibly even button, the top. And there’s always the whole zipper thing to deal with. It’s quite a complicated process …

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Getting Into Your Pants: The Holy Taco Pants Guide

The Worst Time To Poop Your Pants

4 American Flag Products and What They Say About You

25 Girls in Terrible Pants

You Are One Classy Lady

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Quantum Of Solace

Weekly Gif: Subway’s Jared And His Huge Pants

Fergie Still Doesn’t Understand Pants

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