Tobey Maguire Hates Himself Some Paparazzi

I really really love when people use the word “motherf*&ker” in anger. It’s right up there for me with barbecue chicken pizza and the film “Commando.” I gotta agree with Tobey here, these paparazzi are complete motherf*&kers. I love how Toby at first is like, very calmly, “I can’t see if there’s cars coming, can you move?” and the paparazzi, are like “oooh, he can’t see the cars! He can’t see the cars!,” mocking the fact that he doesn’t want to get t-boned by oncoming traffic. If this was a horror movie, right as a paparazzi said that, a car would appear behind him and eat him.

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Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Pummels Paparazzi

So apparently a paparazzi for flynet.com was following Nicole Kidman, when suddenly her bodyguard got out and basically slapped him around/beat the living daylights out of him. If I’m a paparazzi, my first reaction when a roided bodyguard style dude in Raybans gets out of the car and says “you want to f%&k with me?” is to go “No. No, I don’t. I apologize.” Roided up bodyguards LIVE for stuff like this. You gotta think, 99.9% of their job, they never get to punch anybody. So when that .001% happens, it’s punch city and you’re the mayor. No good.

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