Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today's matchups, here are the results from yesterday's games. Click here to see the updated bracket. Click...
In the evolutionary chain of "disgusting substances people wipe on themselves to try and look younger" we've now reached "bird shit." Somewhere up in heaven God is saying "What the? They're rubbing bird shit on their skin? Why the f*&k did I go spending an entire day making aloe plants?" ...
Yesterday I was bored so I decided I'd set up a fake e-mail account and start sending my dad e-mails with pictures I have of my mom when she was younger, before they met, and say "I used to bang your wife. Expect to hear from me. I'm...
I remember once in elementary school we had to do an art project with a partner and this one kid who was known for eating paste and pooping in urinals somehow partnered with the girl who pulled me away during four square in an attempt to show me her non-existent...
Remember when Paris Hilton came out of jail and sobbed to Larry King, saying, "I want to create a center for women coming out of jail, and I want to work to educate people about drinking and driving, and i want to help sick kids." Well, I think her...
I was watching this show on the Discovery channel about how poor parts of Africa are, and they showed this big pile of garbage sitting in the middle of an alley and then a dude came out of the garbage through like a weird garbage door, and the British narrator...
I guess when you're really famous for doing nothing, you get sorta pissed off when someone else gets more famous for doing even less. In Touch reports:
Paris Hilton has apologized to Kim Kardashian after insulting her former best friend's most famous asset. "I would not want [Kim's butt] -...
I’m starting to really enjoy the combination of being really super rich with being really super stupid. It’s like right up there with the mixing of peanut butter and jelly, or hands and boobs. Popsugar reports:
Paris Hilton had her eye on some major purchases while she was in South Africa...
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