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My Reaction To The New Paris Hilton Song, Or Things I Groan When I Have Diarrhea?

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Paris Hilton has released a new song. Or rather, Manufactured Superstars, an electronic music duo out of Denver, made a backing track and they got Paris Hilton to lend her voice and to provide lyrics. The track is awful, which is why we’re going to …

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Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

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Today the free world celebrates along with our Egyptian brothers and sisters, as they have voiced their displeasure with a tyrannical government…and they have won. We watched history unfold before our very eyes, and we all took part in watching fre…

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How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

The entertainment world these days is more private lives than public faces – a movie premiere is never as interesting as a DUI. With that in mind, it might behoove you to try to produce your own Lohan or Hilton or Spears who can be all over TM…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

25 Girls in Terrible Pants

Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.    

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Tits or GTFO

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Reebok Wants Your Ass To Look Good (TotalProSports)   This Is Why Casinos Suck (MadeMan)   Nascar Hits Facebook (AllLeftTurns)   The Best Fast Food Toys Of All Time (ScreenJunkies)   The All New Retarded MMA Fighter Movie (Cagepo…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 4

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  Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games.   Click here to see the updated bracket. &…

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Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

  Is there anything she can’t not not do?!!?  

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When You Get This Close…

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Posh Spice Rubs Bird Crap On Her Face

Posh Spice Rubs Bird Crap On Her Face

In the evolutionary chain of “disgusting substances people wipe on themselves to try and look younger” we’ve now reached “bird shit.”  Somewhere up in heaven God is saying “What the?  They’re rubbing bird s…

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Paris Hilton Wants Stuff To Come OUT Of Her Vagina

Paris Hilton Wants Stuff To Come OUT Of Her Vagina

Yesterday I was bored so I decided I’d set up a fake e-mail account and start sending my dad e-mails with pictures I have of my mom when she was younger, before they met, and say “I used to bang your wife. Expect to hear from me. I…

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Ryan Seacrest And Paris Hilton Join Dumb Forces

Ryan Seacrest And Paris Hilton Join Dumb Forces

I remember once in elementary school we had to do an art project with a partner and this one kid who was known for eating paste and pooping in urinals somehow partnered with the girl who pulled me away during four square in an attempt to show me he…

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