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Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

Today the free world celebrates along with our Egyptian brothers and sisters, as they have voiced their displeasure with a tyrannical government…and they have won. We watched history unfold before our very eyes, and we all took part in watching fre…

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How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

posted 09/15/2010
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The entertainment world these days is more private lives than public faces – a movie premiere is never as interesting as a DUI. With that in mind, it might behoove you to try to produce your own Lohan or Hilton or Spears who can be all over TM…

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25 Girls in Terrible Pants

posted 04/13/2010
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Pants are stupid. Here is the proof.

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Tits or GTFO

posted 11/04/2009
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Reebok Wants Your Ass To Look Good (TotalProSports) This Is Why Casinos Suck (MadeMan) Nascar Hits Facebook (AllLeftTurns) The Best Fast Food Toys Of All Time (ScreenJunkies) The All New Retarded MMA Fighter Movie (Cagepo…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 4

posted 03/24/2009
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Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today’s matchups, here are the results from yesterday’s games. Click here to see the updated bracket. &…

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Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

posted 02/20/2009
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Is there anything she can’t not not do?!!?

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When You Get This Close…

posted 02/19/2009
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Posh Spice Rubs Bird Crap On Her Face

posted 10/06/2008
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In the evolutionary chain of “disgusting substances people wipe on themselves to try and look younger” we’ve now reached “bird shit.” Somewhere up in heaven God is saying “What the? They’re rubbing bird s…

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Paris Hilton Wants Stuff To Come OUT Of Her Vagina

posted 10/05/2008
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Yesterday I was bored so I decided I’d set up a fake e-mail account and start sending my dad e-mails with pictures I have of my mom when she was younger, before they met, and say “I used to bang your wife. Expect to hear from me. I…

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Ryan Seacrest And Paris Hilton Join Dumb Forces

posted 09/12/2008
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I remember once in elementary school we had to do an art project with a partner and this one kid who was known for eating paste and pooping in urinals somehow partnered with the girl who pulled me away during four square in an attempt to show me he…

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Paris Hilton Wants To Help The Children

posted 06/26/2008
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Remember when Paris Hilton came out of jail and sobbed to Larry King, saying, “I want to create a center for women coming out of jail, and I want to work to educate people about drinking and driving, and i want to help sick kids.” Well…

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Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

How to Build a Vacuous Media Whore

25 Girls in Terrible Pants

Tits or GTFO

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 4

Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

When You Get This Close…

Posh Spice Rubs Bird Crap On Her Face

Paris Hilton Wants Stuff To Come OUT Of Her Vagina

Ryan Seacrest And Paris Hilton Join Dumb Forces

Paris Hilton Wants To Help The Children

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