Welcome to the last and final day of the first round of HolyTaco's 2009 Douchebag Tournament. Before we get to today's matchups, here are the results from yesterday's games. Click here to see the updated bracket. Click...
In an effort to become the answer to a trivial pursuit entertainment question, Paris Hilton's brother Barron Hilton (yes that's his real name, no he wasn't wearing an ascot and a smoking jacket) got a DUI last night. People.com, please tell us more!:
Barron Hilton was arrested Tuesday morning on charges...
So this was a picture from the after party for Paris Hilton's new movie "The Hottie and the Nottie," Which is about a guy who is in love with a hot chick, only to have her ugly friend get in the way. Unclear whether hilarity ensues. I'm guessing it does...
I've seen a lot of amazing pairings in my lifetime; Joe Montana and Jerry Rice, mint ice cream with chocolate chips, Daryl Hall and John Oates (Go F yourself, they kick ass). But this New Years, we have been blessed with a new pairing, according to people.com:
The unlikely duo...
She drinks and drives, she says "hot" a lot and...that's about it. But those qualifications are enough to make her the spokesperson for a new ad campaign by Rich Prosecco. For those of you that don't know (you might want to listen up, Paris) Prosecco is basically an Italian version...
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