HEY HULKAMANIACS, it’s me, Hulk Hogan from 1989. Been a while. Listen, you’re all adults now, so I’m gonna be up front with you. You’re probably on the internet, hearing tweets and reading blogs about something that myself,…
The annual music festival held in Indio, California every year is called Coachella. (In case you’re my dad and didn’t know that already.) It’s a music festival like most others, full of people cooler than you, doing some relativel…
*Editor’s Note: The following film review was written nine months after the reviewer saw the movie. The reviewer was also, by his own admission “intermittently nodding off through the whole thing.”
“Mars Needs Moms” wa…
Well, it’s happening everybody. Charlie Sheen is working on a new sitcom. You saw it coming, you can’t do anything to stop it, and the psychological damage is permanent. Much like your parents’ divorce. According to inside reports…
What follows is an email from a member of Justin Bieber’s management team to the company producing the commercial for his new designer fragrance. They were the notes that resulted in the epically awkward masterpiece of an ad that was Bieber…
The recent chain of events surrounding the show Two and a Half Men has given people time to stop and think about how awful the show actually is. Which is why, we here at Holy Taco have taken it upon ourselves to find a fresh, young audience who can…
“Give me your tired, your poor, Your horny masses yearning to fap for free…” Isn’t that what’s transcribed on the Statue of Liberty? There is nothing more American than getting a boner in the library. It’s what o…
It was only a matter of time before someone made a porn parody out of Tron: Legacy. But the people at Break.com didn’t feel like waiting around, so they made one themselves. Behold; I give you Tron Jeremy, starring legendary pornstar, Ron Jer…
9 years ago today, Apple dropped the ipod on the world and ignoring others in public has never been the same. In honorof that anniversary, let’s enjoy some of the best parodies of those crappy ads we were all sick of in about Nov…
Rap parodies done by white people usually suck, that’s why we were suprised to find this pearl in the sea of crap that is youtube. The chick in the video is kind of hot, too. Which is nice.
Lucky Male Figure Skater (TotalProSpo…
I know this is supposed to be a parody, but I think Iverson’s 15 charges qualify as amazing not in a hey-look-another-basketball-player-got-arrested kind of way. But more of a holy-shit-that’s-a-lot-of-charges-for-one-dude-who…