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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

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Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea: I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold. But, seeing t…

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Demon Bird

posted 10/04/2009
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I don’t trust this parrot. He seems like the kind of bird that would hide in a dumpster with a knife and lure you over with his baby impression, only to rob and kill you. Evil. Pure evil.

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Magnum P.I. Wasn’t Even Trying At The End

posted 09/25/2008
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Since I’m not a Magnum P.I. aficionado (and honestly, who is?) I can’t say for certain that this clip was from the end of the show’s run. But it’s pretty obvious that this scene was written when the writer’s clearly di…

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