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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

  Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea:   I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold.  But, seeing t…

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Demon Bird

Demon Bird

  I don’t trust this parrot. He seems like the kind of bird that would hide in a dumpster with a knife and lure you over with his baby impression, only to rob and kill you. Evil. Pure evil.

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Roller Bird

Roller-Bird

Magnum P.I. Wasn’t Even Trying At The End

Magnum P.I. Wasn’t Even Trying At The End

Since I’m not a Magnum P.I. aficionado (and honestly, who is?) I can’t say for certain that this clip was from the end of the show’s run. But it’s pretty obvious that this scene was written when the writer’s clearly di…

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Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

Keep Your Eye On The Ball And Off The Parrot

This mascot’s vaguely sexual hip-thrusting dance is way more effective than “Hey batter batter batter batter…suhwing batter!” via Deadspin

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