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HolyTaco’s Tribute To Party Girls

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    Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we’ve paid homage to french maids, asses, and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the Party Girl. Who doesn’t like the girl who likes a few dr…

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Negative Campaign Flyers Being Sent Around Today

Negative Campaign Flyers Being Sent Around Today

The day of the election, both sides pull some nasty tricks.  One of which is flood swing states with extremely negative flyers.  Here’s a few you may not have seen today.

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If Election Day Had A Comic

If Election Day Had A Comic

The 2008 Presidential election has come to climax all over all faces today.  No one knows exactly what is going to happen, so we figured we’d show you our scenario.

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Presidente? Presidente?

Presidente? Presidente?

I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m guessing it’s not good. And while it’s not good, it still makes me laugh. If anyone knows Italian and has any clue as to what the deal is here, feel free to let us know in the com…

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Fear The Kung Fu Clowns

Fear The Kung Fu Clowns

I don’t care if this is a commercial for the Yellow Pages, this one-minute video is better than any movie I’ve seen in the last 20 years. Can some Hollywood studio green light this full-length feature?

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The Weekly World News Calls The Election!

The Weekly World News Calls The Election!

There’s no need to wait and see what Wolf Blitzer or Katie Couric to call the election tonight. Because the world’s most respected, yet defunct, fake tabloid newspaper has already made the call. It’s an upset win for the Top Secre…

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The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doi…

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Tori Praver

Tori Praver

Age: 23 Where You’ve Seen Her: You’ve seen Tori Praver in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, a few Guess ads and both of the covers of your Cosmo and Glamour magazine subscriptions. Pointless Quote About Karaoke: “It’s o…

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Link Time

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Pretty Pretty Promo Girls (coedmagazine)  Katie Price Takes Her Funbags Shopping (hollywoodtuna) 5 Inappropriate Sports-Themed Halloween Costumes of 2008 (bustedcoverage) Halloweens Of The Rich & Famous (drunkenstepfather) The 6 Most Insan…

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The Most Beautiful Goat In Saudi Arabia

The Most Beautiful Goat In Saudi Arabia

I’ve never been to Saudi Arabia, but when I was in grade school there was a Saudi Arabian kid in my class.  We went on a class field trip once and I forgot my lunch, and he shared his with me, so overall I think Saudi Arabian people are …

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Man Finds Mouse Baked Into Hot Dog Bun

Man Finds Mouse Baked Into Hot Dog Bun

The real question I have after watching this video isn’t how "pan accumulation" could take the perfect form a mouse with a tail and itty bitty widdle eyes, but how can I get the title of "Master Baker." I would love to sho…

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