Warning Signs are everywhere, and they're really helpful. They tell us when something is electrified, when a lawnmower blade is sharp enough to cut our fingers off, or when a chemical is incredibly poisonous. In fact, Warning Signs are so...
Like it or not, people judged you this weekend based on your Halloween costume. You probably had a specific message in mind when you chose your attire for the evening, but sometimes the message you're trying to send out isn't always the same as the message that people received. Here's...
Whether you're attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you're going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween. You may as well keep track of them with his handy Halloween Bingo Card:
When you're a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It's really loud and messy, and you've got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. A good bar patron can be a breath of fresh...
Memorial Day barbecues are a lot like a premier screening of The Phantom Menace: you don't know anyone there, everyone is sweaty and gross, and immediately after you arrive, you realize that you want to leave as soon as possible. Luckily, there are only four ways that your Memorial Day...
Here at the Taco, we argue quite a bit about movies. Actually, our day is probably spent mostly arguing about movies. One movie that seems to keep coming up in our discussions is the Michael Bay explosionfest known as Transformers. If you haven’t seen Transformers, save yourself the four dollar...
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When I first heard about this Australian kid who had a party and trashed his parents house while they were away, I thought he was kind of a spoiled little dick. But I've changed my tune on Corey Worthington...
After watching this clip, I've decided to start a new feature here at Holy Taco:
Each and every day, there are moments of douchebaggery that cause us all to take notice. Today, Cory Delaney, you have provided us with that moment. Not only do you wear a fuzzy hooded...
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