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When I first heard about this Australian kid who had a party and trashed his parents house while they were away, I thought he was kind of a spoiled little dick. But I've changed my tune on Corey Worthington after seeing this interview with an Australian reporter. Screw Barack and Hillary, I'm voting Worthington in this year's election.

After watching this clip, I've decided to start a new feature here at Holy Taco:

Each and every day, there are moments of douchebaggery that cause us all to take notice. Today, Cory Delaney, you have provided us with that moment. Not only do you wear a fuzzy hooded coat sans t-shirt, you choose to run naked covering your undoubtedly small Australian penis when film crews arrive to interview you for destroying the neighborhood. Good show, sir! Now, here's a speech from Cory.

I want to thank my mom and dad, for believing in me when i said I was going to be a huge douchebag when I grew up and no one believed me. I also want to thank my friends, who are all huge douchebags in their own right. Also, I just want to say that I'm not going to rest on my laurels. I've already hatched a plan to crap in a bag and tie it to the wheel chair of a quadriplegic homeless person, as well as keeping a scoring system for varying levels of disgusting sex acts I plan to do to women. Thank you!