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25 Thoughts You Have After a Long Weekend

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Isn’t getting away awesome? No matter what you did this weekend, barring a life-altering mishap, disease or animal attack, you probably enjoyed it more than being in the office. It’s good to get away. But man, when getting away ends and it’s time…

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How to Get ready for the 4th of July

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Tomorrow is the 4th of July and that means parties for America. This is a big deal because it’s a holiday everyone has off and it’s at the peak of summer’s awesomeness so there’s much outdoorsy fun to be had. Not sure what you need to get done in …

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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

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Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…

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6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

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We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you nee…

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25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

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Spring Break is a wild party. But it’s also this stuff. Beware.

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Five Things I’m Pretty Sure I Did On New Year’s Eve

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2011 was kind of a dick to me, so I wasn’t too upset to see it go. As a matter of fact, I celebrated its departure in a pretty epic manner. I was all like “2011, I don’t need you!” Then I told it to pack its things and be ou…

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25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

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Officially New Years Ever is about celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another but somehow it usually ends up as just a sloppy mess with noisemakers and poor decisions. Here’s how to facilitate that.

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7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and b…

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How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

It’s that time of year again. The time when nobody gives a crap about work until January fifth. For most people the last two months of the year are compressed to three days: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s Eve. Every day in betw…

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How To Make A Last Minute Halloween Costume

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We’re a scant two days away from Halloween and you, like most of us, are probably scrambling for a costume. For people like us, Halloween is one of those holidays that you’re constantly reminded of leading up to it, but when it happens …

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25 Party Monkeys in Honor of the Hangover 2

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The Hangover 2 is opening today for your R-rated comedy enjoyment and while most reviews trash it for being the exactly same movie as part one, they’re obviously all false because part one did not have a hilarious monkey in it. Check and mat…

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