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Five Things I’m Pretty Sure I Did On New Year’s Eve

AndrewWKHeader

2011 was kind of a dick to me, so I wasn’t too upset to see it go. As a matter of fact, I celebrated its departure in a pretty epic manner. I was all like “2011, I don’t need you!” Then I told it to pack its things and be ou…

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25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

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Officially New Years Ever is about celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another but somehow it usually ends up as just a sloppy mess with noisemakers and poor decisions. Here’s how to facilitate that.

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7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and b…

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How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

It’s that time of year again. The time when nobody gives a crap about work until January fifth. For most people the last two months of the year are compressed to three days: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s Eve. Every day in betw…

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How To Make A Last Minute Halloween Costume

Ghost Costume

We’re a scant two days away from Halloween and you, like most of us, are probably scrambling for a costume. For people like us, Halloween is one of those holidays that you’re constantly reminded of leading up to it, but when it happens …

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25 Party Monkeys in Honor of the Hangover 2

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The Hangover 2 is opening today for your R-rated comedy enjoyment and while most reviews trash it for being the exactly same movie as part one, they’re obviously all false because part one did not have a hilarious monkey in it. Check and mat…

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25 Awesome Non-Rapture Pics

jesus is sorry

The Apocalypse juuuuuuuuuust missed us. Luckily there’s plenty of stuff out there to help those of us who were never planning on going anywhere deal with these things.

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The 6 Awesomest Things About Spring Break (And Their Awful Downsides)

spring break party

Spring break is upon us again and what better way to get ready for a week of mirth and mayhem full of parties and girls and booze than be checking out just what it is everyone loves about their week in the sun, and then shredding it apart with grim…

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Rent Me To Be Your Strangely Silent New Friend At Parties For Only $39.95!

Micheal Cera

For only one easy payment of $39.95, I will accompany you to a party so you can introduce me to your friends as your neighbor/cousin from Nebraska/autistic kid you’re babysitting, even though I’m like 25. Once at this party, I will play the role of…

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Man, This Weekend is Gonna Kick Ass!

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I’m not gonna lie. This weekend is going to be pretty radical. It’s probably end up being way more radical than yours. I’ve got so many great things lined up, so many great activities, that there’s just no way this weekend can suck. Just no way. I…

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Fart, Fart, Stab!

He who smelt it... stabbed a bunch of people.

Have you ever been caught farting at a party? Of course you have, we all have. But what do you do? You hide your head in shame and make peace with the fact that you’ll be going home early and alone. It’s a part of life. We’ve all …

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