Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…
We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you nee…
2011 was kind of a dick to me, so I wasn’t too upset to see it go. As a matter of fact, I celebrated its departure in a pretty epic manner. I was all like “2011, I don’t need you!” Then I told it to pack its things and be ou…
Officially New Years Ever is about celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another but somehow it usually ends up as just a sloppy mess with noisemakers and poor decisions. Here’s how to facilitate that.
New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and b…
It’s that time of year again. The time when nobody gives a crap about work until January fifth. For most people the last two months of the year are compressed to three days: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s Eve. Every day in betw…
We’re a scant two days away from Halloween and you, like most of us, are probably scrambling for a costume. For people like us, Halloween is one of those holidays that you’re constantly reminded of leading up to it, but when it happens …
The Hangover 2 is opening today for your R-rated comedy enjoyment and while most reviews trash it for being the exactly same movie as part one, they’re obviously all false because part one did not have a hilarious monkey in it. Check and mat…
The Apocalypse juuuuuuuuuust missed us. Luckily there’s plenty of stuff out there to help those of us who were never planning on going anywhere deal with these things.
Spring break is upon us again and what better way to get ready for a week of mirth and mayhem full of parties and girls and booze than be checking out just what it is everyone loves about their week in the sun, and then shredding it apart with grim…