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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…

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6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

posted 06/28/2012
by Ian Fortey

We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you nee…

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25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

posted 03/12/2012
by Ian Fortey

Spring Break is a wild party. But it’s also this stuff. Beware.

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Five Things I’m Pretty Sure I Did On New Year’s Eve

posted 01/02/2012
by Jim Tews

2011 was kind of a dick to me, so I wasn’t too upset to see it go. As a matter of fact, I celebrated its departure in a pretty epic manner. I was all like “2011, I don’t need you!” Then I told it to pack its things and be ou…

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25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

posted 12/30/2011
by Ian Fortey

Officially New Years Ever is about celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another but somehow it usually ends up as just a sloppy mess with noisemakers and poor decisions. Here’s how to facilitate that.

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7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

posted 12/27/2011
by Jim Tews

New Year’s Eve is fast approaching everyone! What are you going to do? Where are you going to party? Who are you going to regrettably make out with? So many questions! It’s understandable, I mean, you want to send off the old year and b…

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How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

posted 12/16/2011
by Jim Tews

How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

It’s that time of year again. The time when nobody gives a crap about work until January fifth. For most people the last two months of the year are compressed to three days: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s Eve. Every day in betw…

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How To Make A Last Minute Halloween Costume

posted 10/28/2011
by Luis Prada

We’re a scant two days away from Halloween and you, like most of us, are probably scrambling for a costume. For people like us, Halloween is one of those holidays that you’re constantly reminded of leading up to it, but when it happens …

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25 Party Monkeys in Honor of the Hangover 2

posted 05/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Hangover 2 is opening today for your R-rated comedy enjoyment and while most reviews trash it for being the exactly same movie as part one, they’re obviously all false because part one did not have a hilarious monkey in it. Check and mat…

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25 Awesome Non-Rapture Pics

posted 05/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Apocalypse juuuuuuuuuust missed us. Luckily there’s plenty of stuff out there to help those of us who were never planning on going anywhere deal with these things.

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The 6 Awesomest Things About Spring Break (And Their Awful Downsides)

posted 03/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Spring break is upon us again and what better way to get ready for a week of mirth and mayhem full of parties and girls and booze than be checking out just what it is everyone loves about their week in the sun, and then shredding it apart with grim…

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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

25 Reasons to Stay Home This Spring Break

Five Things I’m Pretty Sure I Did On New Year’s Eve

25 Ingredients for a Classy New Year’s Ever Party

7 Things To Avoid On New Year’s Eve

How To Remain Ethical At Your Office Christmas Party

How To Make A Last Minute Halloween Costume

25 Party Monkeys in Honor of the Hangover 2

25 Awesome Non-Rapture Pics

The 6 Awesomest Things About Spring Break (And Their Awful Downsides)

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