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25 Thoughts You Have After a Long Weekend

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Isn’t getting away awesome? No matter what you did this weekend, barring a life-altering mishap, disease or animal attack, you probably enjoyed it more than being in the office. It’s good to get away. But man, when getting away ends and it’s time…

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25 Drunk Babies

25 Drunk Babies

If you think a puppy in the park attracts the ladies, then you’ve never brought a baby to a keg party.      

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The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

The College Party Bingo Card/Drinking Game

It’s Wednesday morning, which means that it’s party time in college-land. Just in case you find yourself stuck at a crappy college party this morning, we’ve created this bingo card (read: drinking game) to help you black out and/or…

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Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Your Mardi Gras Schedule

Today is Fat Tuesday, which means it’s going to be the craziest night in an all ready crazy year in New Orleans. On nights as drunken and adventurous as this, it’s helpful to be organized and have a schedule so that you don’t get o…

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Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…

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New Years Party Bingo

New Years Party Bingo

There’s a good chance you’ll be heading out to a New Years Eve party tonight, and it’s probably going to be really boring.  You may as well take this Bingo Card along to keep yourself entertained.    

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with.  Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter:   St…

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10 More Helpful Warning Signs

10 More Helpful Warning Signs

Warning Signs are everywhere, and they’re really helpful.  They tell us when something is electrified, when a lawnmower blade is sharp enough to cut our fingers off, or when a chemical is incredibly poisonous.  In fact, Warning Signs…

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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

Like it or not, people judged you this weekend based on your Halloween costume.  You probably had a specific message in mind when you chose your attire for the evening, but sometimes the message you’re trying to send out isn’t alway…

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Halloween Bingo Card

Halloween Bingo Card

Whether you’re attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you’re going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween.  You may as well keep track o…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy:  It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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