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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…

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Your Mardi Gras Schedule

posted 02/16/2010
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Today is Fat Tuesday, which means it’s going to be the craziest night in an all ready crazy year in New Orleans. On nights as drunken and adventurous as this, it’s helpful to be organized and have a schedule so that you don’t get o…

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Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

posted 01/05/2010
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Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…

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New Years Party Bingo

posted 12/31/2009
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There’s a good chance you’ll be heading out to a New Years Eve party tonight, and it’s probably going to be really boring. You may as well take this Bingo Card along to keep yourself entertained.

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

posted 12/10/2009
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Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter: St…

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10 More Helpful Warning Signs

posted 11/03/2009
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Warning Signs are everywhere, and they’re really helpful. They tell us when something is electrified, when a lawnmower blade is sharp enough to cut our fingers off, or when a chemical is incredibly poisonous. In fact, Warning Signs…

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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You

posted 11/02/2009
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Like it or not, people judged you this weekend based on your Halloween costume. You probably had a specific message in mind when you chose your attire for the evening, but sometimes the message you’re trying to send out isn’t alway…

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Halloween Bingo Card

posted 10/30/2009
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Whether you’re attending a party, going trick-or-treating, or escaping from your bloodthirsty psychopathic siblings in the dark of night, you’re going to see a lot of freaky weird things this Halloween. You may as well keep track o…

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How To: Get a Bartender’s Attention

posted 08/12/2009
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When you’re a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It’s really loud and messy, and you’ve got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. &n…

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