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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

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It’s 2012 which means we’re living in the future! The future! Flying cars and sex droids are literally everywhere and Holy Taco is now run by a cyborg albino and his sassy, jive-talking hologram sidekick Jim Tews. It’s quite the sight. But the …

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4 Classic Pranks from Yesteryear

4 Classic Pranks from Yesteryear

  ED. Note – Holy Taco staffers unearthed these in an old magazine entitled "Fun Pastimes for Boys" published in 1952.  We prsent a choice selection of their pranks. Hey Big Daddy, ready to pull off a few practical jokes a…

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It’s Not Looking Good for Carrot Top

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