Britney Spears Is A Cartoon

If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I really like the Smurfs, whore-ish looking women, and terrible music. If only there was a way to combine them,” then I’ve got some exciting news for you. Usmagazine.com reports:

Britney Spears‘ next music video is pure animation.

In “Break the Ice,” an animated Spears works her way through a futuristic environment.

“Since Britney has been otherwise occupied this was a creative and fun way to do her next video,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.

I love that they said “otherwise occupied,” like she had to give someone a ride to the airport. Publicists are awesome. Britney Spears could walk into a homeless shelter and start hurling her own poop at people and the press release would say “Britney’s been helping out a group of transients even though she’s been having some stomach problems.”

Looking at Britney, then looking at the cartoon representation of her, I think maybe they took a few liberties. It’s basically the equivalent of this:

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