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How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile

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Today’s guest article is by C. Coville, who knows a thing or two about being creepy. At first, you might say to yourself “Why would anyone want to be mistaken for a pedophile? Unless you are into society-wide shunning and getting beaten…

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7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

For those of you have haven’t heard, Amazon.com has pulled "The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct," from its online store just because a couple of killjoys were offended by the title…

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6 Threats to San Luis Obispo (Once They Destroy PedoBear)

6 Threats to San Luis Obispo (Once They Destroy PedoBear)

Internetters under 18, beware, Pedobear is loose in San Luis Obispo, California and he may not be quite as retarded as local law enforcement. If that’s the case, the town may be doomed to fall into a 4chanian fugue state of terror and mayhem…

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PedOlympics

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Pedobear: He’s Everywhere You Want To Be

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The Hottest Girls In The WWE (TotalProSports)   Dapper Dudes And Silhouette Shirts (MadeMan)   David Ragan And His Crazy Experiments (AllLeftTurns)   T.J Miller Auditions For Yogi Bear (ScreenJunkies)   The New Guys Of The UFC (C…

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Balloon Boy, Meet Pedobear

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25 Hottest Sports Wives & Girlfriends (TotalProSports)   What Girls Don’t Want You To Know (MadeMan)   Nascar Creates Their Own Mount Rushmore (AllLeftTurns)   The News Goes Hollywood, Baby! (ScreenJunkies)   Harold The…

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Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

  Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist.   These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Ros…

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Best Friends Forever

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The 30 Ugliest Jerseys in Pro Sports (TotalProSports)   Sexy Halloween Costumes Of 2009 (Coed)   6 Weird Facts About Personal Ads (Lemondrop)   Amber Heard Is Hot And Talented (TheDailyFix)   Michelle Curry Is Just HOT (GorillaMa…

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Yahoo Answers Is Not Aware Of Pedobear

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