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Rich New Yorkers Are Tricking Out Vans, Creating A New Class of Up-Scale Pedophiles

According to the New York Times, vans, the most trusted vehicle among playground-trolling pedophiles, are quickly becoming the upper class New Yorker’s favorite toy. But these aren’t just any random vans with badass van murals featuring dragons wi…

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How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile

posted 12/09/2010
by Ian Fortey

Today’s guest article is by C. Coville, who knows a thing or two about being creepy. At first, you might say to yourself “Why would anyone want to be mistaken for a pedophile? Unless you are into society-wide shunning and getting beaten…

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7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

posted 11/12/2010
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For those of you have haven’t heard, Amazon.com has pulled "The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct," from its online store just because a couple of killjoys were offended by the title…

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Pedophiles: They Can Be Anyone

posted 11/30/2009
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“There, Now We Both Have Wood.”

posted 10/13/2009
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Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

posted 09/30/2009
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Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist. These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Ros…

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Best Friends Forever

posted 09/29/2009
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Walking By a School and Getting Yelled at by a Kid

posted 05/28/2009
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What the —- did that kid just call me a homo? That kid’s like 7 years old! I can’t just let someone call me a homo, even if he’s only 7. I mean, I don’t care what that kid thinks of me.&n…

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