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Rich New Yorkers Are Tricking Out Vans, Creating A New Class of Up-Scale Pedophiles

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According to the New York Times, vans, the most trusted vehicle among playground-trolling pedophiles, are quickly becoming the upper class New Yorker’s favorite toy. But these aren’t just any random vans with badass van murals featuring dragons wi…

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How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile

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Today’s guest article is by C. Coville, who knows a thing or two about being creepy. At first, you might say to yourself “Why would anyone want to be mistaken for a pedophile? Unless you are into society-wide shunning and getting beaten…

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7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

7 Books Amazon.com Should Ban Besides ‘The Pedophile’s Guide’

For those of you have haven’t heard, Amazon.com has pulled "The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct," from its online store just because a couple of killjoys were offended by the title…

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Pedophiles: They Can Be Anyone

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“There, Now We Both Have Wood.”

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Lisa Guerreros Boobs Aren’t Safe In Hotels (TotalProSports)   How To Hook Up With A Waitress (MadeMan)   Connie Montoya Is A Hottie (AllLeftTurns)   Celebrity Netflix Accounts Gone Wild (ScreenJunkies)   The Hottest Girls N…

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Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

  Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist.   These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Ros…

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Best Friends Forever

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The 30 Ugliest Jerseys in Pro Sports (TotalProSports)   Sexy Halloween Costumes Of 2009 (Coed)   6 Weird Facts About Personal Ads (Lemondrop)   Amber Heard Is Hot And Talented (TheDailyFix)   Michelle Curry Is Just HOT (GorillaMa…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Walking By a School and Getting Yelled at by a Kid

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    What the —- did that kid just call me a homo?  That kid’s like 7 years old!  I can’t just let someone call me a homo, even if he’s only 7.  I mean, I don’t care what that kid thinks of me.&n…

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Know The Difference

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