Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Penelope Cruz

I love when super models say stuff like “I’m really just a big nerd!” Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I’m sure the super model and he live very similar lives. Along the same lines as that, I think it’s pretty ridiculously stupid that Scarlett Johansson said this about the scene in her new film where she kisses Penolope Cruz, according to usmagazine.com:

“It’s really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!” said Johansson.

Well, if it’s the least sexy thing you can imagine, then I deserve some sort of award because I just masturbated to it.

Anyway, this got me to thinking; obviously these two making out isn’t the least sexy thing I can imagine because I’ve walked in on my parents having sex, and to this day I can’t unimagine it. But aside from that, I think I’ve found something else that might hold the unsexy crown:

I think what pushes this over the edge for me is Hurley’s apparent disregard for the situation he’s in. Almost as if he’s embracing it in some kind of zen-like state.

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Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz Lez Out

Normally, I’m not a big fan of posting movie trailers. Mostly because I think only comic book dorks and comic book nerds are the people who get excited for them. But this trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona will get all those heterosexual nerds and dorks excited because Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz make-out at the 1:12 mark. Having watched the whole thing, I suggest you go straight there so you don’t have to see the psycho from No Country For Old Men making out with everyone else.

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