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A Parapalegic Losing Part of His Penis is the Most Comically Sad Story Ever

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Meet the latest case of a guy so sad you almost have no choice but to be glad you’re not him. He’s anonymous, and for good reason: he’s suing a Quebec hospital for botched surgery on his penis that resulted in over an inch being lo…

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6 Saddest Places Penises Have Had to be Freed From

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The penis is the strangest animal you’ll ever meet. It stands proud when it’s happy, shrinks like a fearful puppy when it’s scared or cold and it also humps stuff. All kinds of stuff. And not just normal stuff like other people or Fleshlights, bu…

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25 of the Most Disgusting Foods in the World

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Often times, when people discuss food that they find unappealing, they’ll mention strange dishes from far off lands and other people will defend them as not being disgusting, but just being from a different culture. That only applies when th…

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5 Things Stuck in a Very Sensitive Place

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So we were all set to post a very timely and scholarly article about Living Social and their 50% off deal at Whole Foods (just playing, I looked that up on Trends. I thought Living Social was an app on Facebook where you water pretend plants and h…

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Pejazzling: Now Men Can Encrust Their Genitals With Jewels

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Hey, you remember that trend from a year ago or something where like chicks would bedazzle their vaginas and what not? Vajazzeling? It was the trend that no actual women took part in because they don’t want to accidentally hot glue their vaginas sh…

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How Do you Celebrate Your 64th Birthday? Show Your Junk To A Packed School Bus!

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As children our definition of a great birthday party usually involves lots of gifts, a large cake, and a piñata shaped like a character from our favorite kid’s show. As we age, our parties become underwhelming affairs with the highlight being that …

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In the War Between Penis Spikes and Big Brains, Penis Spikes Win Every Time

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I have so longed for a tallywhacker that could bludgeon an enemy combatant to death; particularly one with mace-like spikes that would allow me the cathartic pleasure of battering a man with my spiked penis, and then having to use my foot to rip my…

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Adventures In Google Searching: Comprehensive C*ck Beef

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Before we get to work every day here at Holy Taco we usually try to entertain ourselves with the most random and obscene things we can find on the internet. This little game usually boils down to us finding pictures of naked people who should not b…

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8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

Everyone’s heard tales of tattoos gone awry – you ask for the kanji symbol for “courage” then find out a year later the symbol on the back of your neck means “semen storage.” You go in for a portrait and you get …

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Ho P*ssy Clown

If you don’t know how this works, allow us to explain: first, you get yourself a random word from a random word generator. Then, you get yourself a couple of words from a random curse word generator. You mash the two together, plug them in to…

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The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Vacuum Penis Clown

The Search Engine Obstacle Course: Vacuum Penis Clown

If you’ve been following our search engine exploits recently, you’ll know that this game has a tendency to drift in to the absurd, and sometimes, in to the criminally insane. Today’s round of gaming is no different. If you don&rs…

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