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6 Saddest Places Penises Have Had to be Freed From

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The penis is the strangest animal you’ll ever meet. It stands proud when it’s happy, shrinks like a fearful puppy when it’s scared or cold and it also humps stuff. All kinds of stuff. And not just normal stuff like other people or Fleshlights, bu…

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How Big is the Monster Star?

posted 07/22/2010
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The English have discovered more than just Spice Girls and bangers and mash by identifying the biggest damn star in the universe. It’s up to 320 times the size of our sun and is known by the sexy name R136a1, which was actually Prince&…

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6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

posted 07/01/2010
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This is a guest article by Paul K Pickett, who removed his junk on a dare last year. Sorry, dude. Every day, worldwide, thousands of penis jokes are made. Every second, you can count on at least one guy, somewhere, placing an object of some …

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Resolved Questions: Penis Fart

posted 06/17/2010
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The world is full of problems. We at Holy Taco know this, and we want to do all that we can to help. After we tried to stop global warming by giving motivational speeches to glaciers, we decided to pare down our ambitions and try to help the world …

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This is Why Kids are Such Perverts

posted 05/25/2010
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Pancock!

posted 02/23/2010
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Laser Eyes Grandma!

posted 02/18/2010
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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

posted 02/15/2010
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This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic…

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Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

posted 01/26/2010
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Snowfall Size Matters – Watch more Funny Videos 9 inches? That’s pretty impressive for a white guy who’s so insecure that he brags about his dong on local television. Phantom Goals Suck! (TotalProSports) Harley’s Newes…

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We’ve All Been There Before

posted 10/19/2009
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Basketball Player vs Fan — Filipino Style (TotalProSports) Eating Tips For Football Season (MadeMan) Nascar Fan Crime Spree Continues (AllLeftTurns) Spike Jonze And Kanye’s Fairy Tale (ScreenJunkies) Trailer S…

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Bugs Bunny Has a Cartoon Penis

posted 09/01/2009
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You always hear stories about animators sneaking in gross/preverted images into the cartoons they’re doing. A few can be found in Disney movies, I’m sure in a few months they’ll add a big ‘ol penis to Wolverine or som…

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Something For The Ladies – A Gallery

posted 08/06/2009
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Lately we’ve been getting complaints from the three female readers we have. It seems that they’re unhappy we always have galleries of half naked chicks, and never galleries that they would enjoy. Well, here’s one for the ladies. &n…

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6 Saddest Places Penises Have Had to be Freed From

How Big is the Monster Star?

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

Resolved Questions: Penis Fart

This is Why Kids are Such Perverts

Pancock!

Laser Eyes Grandma!

Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

We’ve All Been There Before

Bugs Bunny Has a Cartoon Penis

Something For The Ladies – A Gallery

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