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A Parapalegic Losing Part of His Penis is the Most Comically Sad Story Ever

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Meet the latest case of a guy so sad you almost have no choice but to be glad you’re not him. He’s anonymous, and for good reason: he’s suing a Quebec hospital for botched surgery on his penis that resulted in over an inch being lo…

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Shemales Are The Topic Of This Week’s Resolved Questions

Shemales Are The Topic Of This Week’s Resolved Questions

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Ralph Urnershilben. Ralph writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: "If there is sperm There is baby making" Shemales are a curious thing. Not only are they a ponderous pe…

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How Big is the Monster Star?

How Big is the Monster Star?

  The English have discovered more than just Spice Girls and bangers and mash by identifying the biggest damn star in the universe. It’s up to 320 times the size of our sun and is known by the sexy name R136a1, which was actually Prince&…

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6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood

This is a guest article by Paul K Pickett, who removed his junk on a dare last year.  Sorry, dude. Every day, worldwide, thousands of penis jokes are made. Every second, you can count on at least one guy, somewhere, placing an object of some …

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Resolved Questions: Penis Fart

Resolved Questions: Penis Fart

The world is full of problems. We at Holy Taco know this, and we want to do all that we can to help. After we tried to stop global warming by giving motivational speeches to glaciers, we decided to pare down our ambitions and try to help the world …

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This is Why Kids are Such Perverts

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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

    This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic…

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Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

Weathermen are Hung Like Windchimes

Snowfall Size Matters – Watch more Funny Videos 9 inches? That’s pretty impressive for a white guy who’s so insecure that he brags about his dong on local television.   Phantom Goals Suck! (TotalProSports) Harley’s Newes…

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We’ve All Been There Before

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Basketball Player vs Fan — Filipino Style (TotalProSports)   Eating Tips For Football Season (MadeMan)   Nascar Fan Crime Spree Continues (AllLeftTurns)   Spike Jonze And Kanye’s Fairy Tale (ScreenJunkies)   Trailer S…

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Bugs Bunny Has a Cartoon Penis

Bugs Bunny Has a Cartoon Penis

  You always hear stories about animators sneaking in gross/preverted images into the cartoons they’re doing. A few can be found in Disney movies, I’m sure in a few months they’ll add a big ‘ol penis to Wolverine or som…

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