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A Parapalegic Losing Part of His Penis is the Most Comically Sad Story Ever

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Meet the latest case of a guy so sad you almost have no choice but to be glad you’re not him. He’s anonymous, and for good reason: he’s suing a Quebec hospital for botched surgery on his penis that resulted in over an inch being lo…

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No One Ever Mistakes My Penis For A Gun

No One Ever Mistakes My Penis For A Gun

Cop mistakes penis for gun – Watch more Free Videos Reader Erin L. sent this video in to us.  I really love how in this video, even though a penis is grabbed and fondled, both parties act as if they’re talking about a wallet.  …

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The Last Line Of This Story Makes Me Sad

The Last Line Of This Story Makes Me Sad

Boy “Accidentally” Gets Fish Lodged In Penis

Boy “Accidentally” Gets Fish Lodged In Penis

You know how sometimes you’ll be sitting there, watching TV and realize that a fish is stuck inside your penis? Yeah, it happens so often I’m surprised this even made the news. A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the pe…

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Fred & Barney Make a Penis Joke

Fred & Barney Make a Penis Joke

Flinstones penis joke – Watch more free videos It really doesn’t take much to amuse me. Anything having to do with bodily fluids or crippled people falling down usually does it for me. And we’ve all had our kicks from cranking the …

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Flying Peniscopter Disrupts Russian Meeting

Flying Peniscopter Disrupts Russian Meeting

Sex Toy Helicopter Interrupts Speech – Watch more free videos If I had a nickel for every time a flying peniscopter came swooping in during one of my many important speeches, well, I don’t think I would have any nickels. But this Russian…

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1 Out Of Every 1 Monkeys Agree: Penis Delicious

1 Out Of Every 1 Monkeys Agree: Penis Delicious

That’s it. I don’t care about my opposable thumbs or ability to walk upright. I would give all my evolution back if it meant I could do this. See more animal fun at tastybooze.com

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Penis Thieves Run Wild In Africa!

Penis Thieves Run Wild In Africa!

There are a lot of excuses men use for having a small penis or not being able to get an erection during sex.  “I’ve been under a lot of stress,” “It doesn’t get full size when the air is dry,” “I thought I …

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