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Pennsylvania is The New Ninja Capitol of the World

Ninjas

Ninjas are something we all aspire to be. We all want to stalk our human prey while under the cover of night, with our silent footsteps inching us ever closer to our victims. The problem is, most Americas are not ninjas. Most Americans would probab…

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The Child Endangerment Skills of a Ninja!

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In the dead of night, in 20 degree weather, Ross M. Hurst took to the streets of Scottdale, Pennsylvania, to dispense his particular brand of karate justice to the seedy criminal underbelly of rural Pennsylvania, which probably only consists of a c…

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The Most Disgusting School Lunches

The Most Disgusting School Lunches

A Harrisonburg, VA school system thought it was a good idea to put photos of their school lunches on their website. But what they didn’t realize is that the food they were taking pictures of was a collection of the most unappetizing piles of …

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