Someone needs to grab a hose from the Home and Garden section and cool these smoking hot people off! Rawrrr!                            

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Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other.  So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifically to them.         

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Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can't have a face-to-face interaction with.  This can be particularly effective when you're dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying.  Here are some letters that we'd like to send to some particularly frustrating people:       

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Animals are alot like auto mechanics: if you don't pay close attention to them, they'll f*ck you over big time. And while it may suck when it's you being targeted, it's pretty funny when it's not.                              

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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O'Donnell Nothing prepares you for the outside world quite like high school football, because it teaches you that there’s always someone better than you at your job, and in the end you just wish you could just leave and go smoke pot under some...

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Aside from being a business necessity, conference calls are a form of absolute Hell.  If you're ever interrogating a murderer and want to find out where he hid the bodies, ask him in minute seven of a conference call. He'll tell you anything you want to know.  Until then, though,...

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Valentine's Day can be a tough holiday for all those lonely, single, unlovable people out there. So, instead of feeling bad about the fact that no one finds them attractive, we thought that single people should celebrate their inability to be in a healthy relationship with a member of the...

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