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Classic Taco – The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks

Classic Taco – The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks

Starbucks hasn’t gone away yet, so this is as true today as it was when it first appeared on the site Starbucks is the best and worst place on the entire planet. On the one hand, they have more than enough delicious caffeine, whipped cream, an…

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The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks

The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks

Starbucks is the best and worst place on the entire planet. On the one hand, they have more than enough delicious caffeine, whipped cream, and overpriced travel mugs to satisfy your early morning cravings. On the other hand, they’re usually a…

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Letters to Annoying People

Letters to Annoying People

There are some stupid people out there who annoy everyone. Unfortunately, we can’t get to every single one of them individually to tell them how annoying they are, so we decided to do it the old fashioned way: by writing 7 letters to the most …

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Awesome Video Game Freakouts

Awesome Video Game Freakouts

  This kind of thing wouldn’t happen nearly as often if they would just put tons of boobs in all  video games.  

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Diagrams of the 8 Worst People to Road Trip With

Diagrams of the 8 Worst People to Road Trip With

Depending on where you are, Spring Break is either last week, next week, or right now. That means that you’re probably just returning from a road trip, preparing to leave on a road trip, or enjoying a road trip right now. Road trips can be a …

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8 People You’ll Meet on the Elevator

8 People You’ll Meet on the Elevator

Due to the popularity of water bottles and the declining popularity of stairs, the elevator is becoming the new "water cooler" of the office environment.  In the elevator, people engage in very brief conversations about television sho…

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25 Sexiest People Of Walmart

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Someone needs to grab a hose from the Home and Garden section and cool these smoking hot people off! Rawrrr!  

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White People Stole My Car

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Sexy Carla Velli On The Beach (TheDailyFix)   Lauren Jones Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Playmates Who Twitter (Coed)   Smell My Finger Is A Fun Game (AdultSwim)   The All New Pizza Scarf! (LemonDrop)   Dont Mess With Smack (EvilCh…

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The Kama Sutra for Fat People

The Kama Sutra for Fat People

Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other.  So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifi…

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Open Letters to Annoying People

Open Letters to Annoying People

Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can’t have a face-to-face interaction with.  This can be particularly effective when you’re dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying. …

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Animals Pwning People – A Gallery

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Animals are alot like auto mechanics: if you don’t pay close attention to them, they’ll f*ck you over big time. And while it may suck when it’s you being targeted, it’s pretty funny when it’s not.      …

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