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5 Ways Perez Hilton Can Make the World a Better Place

5 Ways Perez Hilton Can Make the World a Better Place

Perez Hilton is a pretty loathsome character. Using toilet humor and crudely drawn pictures, he spends his days mocking celebrities and acting like an all-around douche. In a way, he’s a lot like Holy Taco, except that he’s made million…

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Miss California Wants To Get “Opposite” Married

Miss California Wants To Get “Opposite” Married

  So I guess if marriage between a man and a woman is now called "opposite marriage," then marriage between two women must be called "equal marriage." If that’s the case, then you’ll have to excuse me, as I need…

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Lauren Conrad Goes To White House

Lauren Conrad Goes To White House

Normally, you have to have done something noteworthy to get an invitation to the White House, like be a war hero, or a nobel prize winner, or even a retarded kid who hit a bunch of three pointers in a high school game. The point is, you used to ha…

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John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

John Mayer Bi-Sexual?

On the left is HILARIOUS comedian and sometimes musician John Mayer. On the right is either a show pig from the county fair that looks like a human, or a human from the county fair that looks like a show pig. Either way a) it deserves a prize and…

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