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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

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Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea: I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold. But, seeing t…

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“You’re the Dog Now, Man!”

posted 10/07/2009
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Please Click the ‘Demand It’ Button on the Right (ParanormalActivity) Daniel Wilkerson’s Crazy NHRA Crash (TotalProSports) Sports Blogs Ahoy! (Fansided) Paranormal Activity Is Terrifying (MadeMan) Januar…

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Dropped Cat, or Shopped Cat?

posted 09/21/2009
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Gay Dogs: So Annoying

posted 09/08/2009
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Screaming Turtle Orgasm

posted 07/23/2009
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What Her Pet Really Says About Her

posted 07/20/2009
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You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has. Whether it’s a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different. Here̵…

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A Dog Riding a Bicycle

posted 07/16/2009
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My dad used to think that our dog was a genius because it would make up games and force him to play them. Like, he would be in the backyard playing with the dog, and then she would go and hide behind a tree. Then, when my dad went to f…

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