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Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

Guest Column: Why Your Parakeet Won’t Eat Your Diarrhea

  Hi. It’s me, your pet parakeet. It’s come to my attention that you’ve been trying to find out why I won’t eat your diarrhea:   I’m a parakeeet, so I’m not normally one to be bold.  But, seeing t…

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“You’re the Dog Now, Man!”

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Please Click the ‘Demand It’ Button on the Right (ParanormalActivity)   Daniel Wilkerson’s Crazy NHRA Crash (TotalProSports)   Sports Blogs Ahoy! (Fansided)   Paranormal Activity Is Terrifying (MadeMan)   Januar…

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Dropped Cat, or Shopped Cat?

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Gay Dogs: So Annoying

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Screaming Turtle Orgasm

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What Her Pet Really Says About Her

What Her Pet Really Says About Her

You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has.  Whether it’s a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different.  Here̵…

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A Dog Riding a Bicycle

A Dog Riding a Bicycle

  My dad used to think that our dog was a genius because it would make up games and force him to play them.  Like, he would be in the backyard playing with the dog, and then she would go and hide behind a tree. Then, when my dad went to f…

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