It’s Official: Everyone Hates the Olsen Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are now under fire from PETA.

Usmagazine.com reports:

In a new ad campaign to be unveiled today at the Olsens’ Walk of Fame star on Hollywood Boulevard, PETA blasts the 21-year-old star sibs - whom they dub the “Trollsen Twins” - for wearing fur.”

Wait wait wait. The Olsen twins have a star on the walk of fame?! If they get a star then I DEMAND that the shit I took in college that looked just like Cobra Commander, get a star as well. I guarantee it entertained more people until it sadly had to be flushed.

To coincide with the ad, PETA has also launched a new web site devoted to “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley.”

That’s a writers meeting I’d like to sit in on. “Berry Kate…Maybe Scary Kate…..wait, guys, holy crap, I got it. Hairy-Kate!” “That’s why you’re the head of this non-profit animal protection agency, Steve. Well done.”

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