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Pete Wentz Makes Out With The Dudes

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Do you think if Albert Einstein made out with a dude he would say “I’m just experimenting?” I don’t think he would. I think he’d tell you “I sort of like dudes.” People throw the word “experimentin…

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Ashlee Simpson Pregnant. With Baby.

posted 05/28/2008
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I recently read Darwin’s “Origin Of Species” where he details natural selection and how only the strongest of the species will survive. I’m pretty sure if he knew that not only did Pete Wentz impregnate a woman, but most li…

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Pete Wentz Invites Joe Simpson To Bachelor Party

posted 05/15/2008
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You ever at the office on a Friday and you’re rounding up some of your friends to go grab a few beers when suddenly the really aggressive dude in sales is like “you’re getting brewskis? Where we gettin brewski’s at? Let…

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Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

posted 04/16/2008
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Remeber when you’d get into a fight with your dad because he’d walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you’d tell him why that wasn’t cool he’d respond with “I ain’t wearing …

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Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz To Grow Baby

posted 04/13/2008
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Jessica Simpson‘s vagina is going to be soooooo jealous. Usmagazine.com reports: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© Pete Wentz, 28. There is no WA…

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Ashlee Simpson To Wed Tiny Creature

posted 04/09/2008
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (pictured here uninterested at Ashley’s offer of a hand job), are now getting married. People.com reports: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married, they announced Wednesday. Simpson’s father, Joe…

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Pete Wentz Makes Out With The Dudes

Ashlee Simpson Pregnant. With Baby.

Pete Wentz Invites Joe Simpson To Bachelor Party

Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz To Grow Baby

Ashlee Simpson To Wed Tiny Creature

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