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I Suddenly Regret My Tattoo of Tim Tebow As A Centaur Wearing A Broncos Helmet

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The phrase “it seemed like a good idea at the time” comes to mind.

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Rating Peyton Manning’s Potential Destinations Based On Irrelevant Criteria

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If you haven’t heard by now, Peyton Manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history, was released from his contract by the Indianapolis Colts, and he is now free to sign with whichever team he deems worthy of his talents. Now, a lot of “exp…

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7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

Football sidelines are full of interesting moments.  Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home.  Luckily, we’ve managed to get our hands on some of the best unsee…

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Peyton/Eli Manning Headline Seems Gay/Normal

Peyton/Eli Manning Headline Seems Gay/Normal

When I first saw those commercials last year that showed both Mannings lapping away at a couple cookies, I thought they were a joke. But apparently the jokes on us. Peyton and Eli are going to “battle” a couple of civilians and the firs…

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Eli Manning Marries Attractive Woman

Eli Manning Marries Attractive Woman

First he wins the Super Bowl and now he wins the Super Bowl of Vagina. Usmagazine.com reports: New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning, 27, and his college sweetheart Abby McGrew, 24, tied the knot Saturday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Before the 16…

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