Asante Samuel Makes Tom Brady Cry

The last time we saw Asante Samuel, he was dropping a game ending interception in the Super Bowl.  Apparently he feels like he needs to punish himself for that mistake, so he signed with the Philadelphia Eagles.  Yahoo sports reports:

Philadelphia got its first one of 2008, signing the free-agent cornerback to a six-year contract on Friday and ending Samuel’s five-year stint in New England.

“I just want a chance to be able to win and get back to the Super Bowl,” Samuel said. “That’s why I picked the Philadelphia Eagles.”

Excuse me, what?  That’s like saying, “I wanted to get laid really badly, so I’m deciding to burn all my money and shit my pants twice a day.”  Ass-ante, you were on a team that almost went un-defucking-feated.  I’d rather join that team on Friday Night Lights and live in that shit hole town than take up a roster spot on the Philadelphia Eagles.  At least there are hot slutty chicks who like to party in Texas.

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