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The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

“Welcome to Qualcomm Stadium’s Gluten-Free Zone. You are a vagina.” Traveling to a professional sporting event outside of your hometown is usually a fun experience. Even if it’s a team you hate, it’s interesting to see the game f…

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Philip Rivers Doesn’t Like Poontang

Philip Rivers Doesn’t Like Poontang

Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers wants the children of the world to keep their peepees and their poontangs in their pants. Because, according to him, chastity is a “lost art.” Uhh, sure Phil. Getting kids to abstain from sex is like t…

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