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Thank You for Calling (Insert Any Company) Wireless. I Wish I Was Dead. How May I Assist You, Today?

Thank you for calling (Insert Any Company) Wireless. My name is Tomathan. I wish I was dead. How may I assist you today? Ok, sir, I’d be happy to assist you with that. But first, I need to get a little information to make sure your hillbilly …

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The Inner Monologue Of a Guy That Received a Text From A Racist Requesting To Hang Out

posted 10/19/2010
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Inner Monologue Wait, what’s that? Is th – It’s my phone! Quickly! Where’s the phone? No…no…no…there you go! Alright, who’s this?…Eh, it’s a text from Tim. Tim kinda suck…

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9 Funny 911 Calls

posted 12/10/2009
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911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized. People only call for r…

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25 Hot Girls With iPhones

posted 12/08/2009
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Boobs: There’s an app for that.

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It’s For Calling His Bitches

posted 09/10/2009
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Drew Barrymore And Ellen Page Kiss (TheDailyFix) Why Nobody Likes Hitler (AdultSwim) Dude Gets Owned At Carnival (EvilChili) Nicole Jackson Is HOT (GorillaMask) Black Hair Blue Eyed Hotness (Coed) This Is How You K…

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When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

posted 07/10/2009
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This is why you should never use a public forum to play a prank on your wife…particularly if she’s a dirty, dirty whore. Hot Chicks Eating Hamburgers (Break) Lily Allen Gets Topless (TotallyCrap) Svetoslava Simenova…

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Bluetooth For Old Dumb People

posted 06/02/2009
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This Photo Was Taken With A Mammeraphone

posted 04/16/2009
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Call This Number If You Really Want To Cry

posted 03/27/2009
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At some point in the 90s, someone who had enough money to produce a commercial and air it on television thought this was a good idea. Other Crap To Look At: We Have The Best Photo Section On The Web (Funny Photos) It’s Lauren V…

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5 People that Turn Conference Calls into a Nightmare

posted 02/26/2009
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Aside from being a business necessity, conference calls are a form of absolute Hell. If you’re ever interrogating a murderer and want to find out where he hid the bodies, ask him in minute seven of a conference call. He’ll tell you…

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