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Underused Sexting Abbreviations

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Sexting is such a way of life now that politicians legitimately think they can do it and then run for office without being held accountable for it. Silly politicians. For the rest of us it’s just the natural evolution of phone sex, itself the natur…

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The Fleshlight Box Incident: Christmas Time

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Grandma called again since it’s Christmas. Here it is for your enjoyment.

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These Are The Sexy Things I Keep In My Pants

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Out there somewhere there are hundreds, if not thousands, of researchers trying to make it big by publishing a study that will rattle the world and force us all to change the way we live. Until that day comes, many researches spend their time cranki…

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Thank You for Calling (Insert Any Company) Wireless. I Wish I Was Dead. How May I Assist You, Today?

Thank You for Calling (Insert Any Company) Wireless. I Wish I Was Dead. How May I Assist You, Today?

Thank you for calling (Insert Any Company) Wireless. My name is Tomathan. I wish I was dead. How may I assist you today? Ok, sir, I’d be happy to assist you with that. But first, I need to get a little information to make sure your hillbilly …

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The Inner Monologue Of a Guy That Received a Text From A Racist Requesting To Hang Out

The Inner Monologue Of a Guy That Received a Text From A Racist Requesting To Hang Out

  Inner Monologue   Wait, what’s that? Is th – It’s my phone! Quickly! Where’s the phone? No…no…no…there you go! Alright, who’s this?…Eh, it’s a text from Tim. Tim kinda suck…

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9 Funny 911 Calls

9 Funny 911 Calls

911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized.  People only call for r…

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25 Hot Girls With iPhones

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Boobs: There’s an app for that.  

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It’s For Calling His Bitches

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Drew Barrymore And Ellen Page Kiss (TheDailyFix)   Why Nobody Likes Hitler (AdultSwim)   Dude Gets Owned At Carnival (EvilChili)   Nicole Jackson Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Black Hair Blue Eyed Hotness (Coed)   This Is How You K…

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When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

  This is why you should never use a public forum to play a prank on your wife…particularly if she’s a dirty, dirty whore.     Hot Chicks Eating Hamburgers (Break) Lily Allen Gets Topless (TotallyCrap) Svetoslava Simenova…

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Bluetooth For Old Dumb People

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This Photo Was Taken With A Mammeraphone

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