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The 22 Greatest Ohio Mugshots of All Time

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While Ohio is never going to catch up with Florida in terms of overall crazy, the Buckeye State has more than its share of insane behavior, and has the mugshots to prove it.

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Redhead of the Month: Emily Archer [32 Photos]

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Major props to Zishy for introducing us to Emily Archer (aka Emily Hayworth) a beautiful redhead model who, sadly, just announced her hiatus from modeling.

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Eva Andressa: Foxy or Freaky? [39 Photos]

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Eva has thighs like a prime Bo Jackson, and the bulging abs of a He-Man action figure. The question is: Are you into that sort of thing?

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16 Photos of Rachel Ann Mullins — Actress, Model, and ‘Entourage’ Sushi Girl

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Rachel Ann Mullins is a Los Angeles-based actress who will be appearing in next year’s Entourage movie as a girl who gets sushi eaten off of her, hopefully not by that Turtle guy.

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Dakota Johnson and 21 More Sexy Celebrity Daughters

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Celebs are usually good-looking, and they get to make whoopee with good-looking people and produce other hot people. It’s science, really.

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Classic Crush: Betsy Russell, ‘Private School’ Superbabe of the ’80s

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Check out these photos that show off the titillating appeal of Betsy Russell in the ‘80s and the age defying beauty of Russell today and you’ll agree that she is still someone you want to see more of.

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13 Revealing Bikinis That Would Get You Kicked Out of a Public Pool

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The best bikinis are the ones that are barely bikinis at all — but instead strategically-placed pieces of cloth designed to keep ladies from straight-up violating public decency laws.

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16 Photos/GIFs of the Goblin Shark, World’s Most Disgusting Creature

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Ladies and gentlemen, gaze upon one of God’s mistakes.

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25 Photos of Alissa Bourne — Model, Actress, Blonde Bombshell

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“I’ve never been in love, but lust and I are pretty well acquainted.”

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Gallery: 18 Creepy Elmo Pictures

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At a certain point, I’m going to have to explain to my two-year-old that Elmo is not real — he’s just a puppet, controlled by an ordinary human man with a taste for male jailbait.

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20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos: A Photo Tribute

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From Gucci Mane’s ice-cream face to Cheryl Cole’s ass-roses, these celebrity tats should see the business end of a laser gun.

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