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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest III

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest III

Last socially akward photo for the day, post your caption and the winner gets a Holy Taco Prize Pack and tickets to see Dinner for Schmucks

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swa…

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“Oh, I Can’t Decide. Let’s Just Take ALL OF THEM!!!”

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Arianny Celeste Hotness (TotalProSports)   The Hot Female Athlete Bracket (BleacherReport)   News Anchor Fail (Manofest)   Jessica Burciagas Hottest Hand Bras (Coed)   What You Can Find In Chicks Bras (LemonDrop)   The Hotte…

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All I Want For Christmas Is A Painful Death

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The First Olympic Death (TotalProSports)   Dudes Are More Romantic (MadeMan)   Nascar Goes To China (AllLeftTurns)   25 Sexy Stormtroopers (ScreenJunkies)   The 9 Second KO (Cagepotato)   Space is Sexy (SuperTremendous) &nbs…

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Mama! I Made a Baby Ruth! Chocolate?

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School Pride 9/11 FAIL (TotalProSports)   Your First GF Will Ruin You (MadeMan)   I Can Haz Nascar (AllLeftTurns)   NBC Gets The Shaft (ScreenJunkies)   BJ Penn Gets Amped Up (Cagepotato)   13 Signs From ForeignLand (Supertr…

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The Ugliest Family In The History of Families

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Another Great Reason to Eat Kids

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Thank You, Nature/Eating Disorder/Eyebrow Maintenance!

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Hot Tennis Chicks With Camel Toes (TotalProSports)   Internet Owned Restaraunts Are The New Thing (MadeMan)   Kate Edwards Is Preggers (AllLeftTurns)   From Kids Book To R-Ratings (ScreenJunkies)   Hot Girls And Vamps (LemonDrop)…

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The Diary of Letterman’s Less-Attractive Intern Revealed!

The Diary of Letterman’s Less-Attractive Intern Revealed!

Eat your cold dead heart out, CNN, because you just got scooped by a couple of idiots.  That’s right: Holy Taco has recently discovered the diary of one of David Letterman’s less-attractive interns:      

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Busey Family Circa 2009

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Katie Price Upskirt Flashing (TheDailyFix)   The Bra Toolbox (EvilChili)   This Model Is Hot (LemonDrop)   Miss Universe Bikini Girls (Coed)   Tiffany Selby Is Sexy (GorillaMask)   Trampolines Cause Pain (Maxim)   Locat…

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Keep Hockey Kids Away From Normal Kids

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5 Strongest Arguments Against Gay Marriage


How to Make a McGriddle at Home


How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song


25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics


7 Avengers Too Lame for the Movie


Zooey Deschanel Hotness


Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With