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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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Thanks To Photoshop, We Now Know What The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Looks Like

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We all have an idea of what the most beautiful man or woman in the world would look like. For example, my perfect female looks like a combination of Anne Hathaway and an X-Box. Yours might be some other combination of famous people and/or video gam…

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Princess Beatrice and Her 7 Run-ins with Monsters

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If you watched the Royal Wedding last week you are absolutely not reading this website. For those who are reading, there was a wedding last week for a Prince over in England or some such. The reason you didn’t watch is because that wedding i…

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Humanitarian Taco: Amanda Bynes’s Dog Is Missing

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Srsly Guyz, if you have some semblance of a normal life and you don’t scour celebrity gossip websites twelve hours a day, or follow Amanda Bynes on twitter like we do, then this will be news to you: Amanda Bynes’s dog is missing! The or…

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If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

Anyone who has been to Vegas is familiar with the abundance of escort advertisements plastered around the city. From immigrants handing out cards on the street to the mobile billboards driving up and down the strip, no other town in the U.S. is so …

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Chinese Media Rips Off Holy Taco

Chinese Media Rips Off Holy Taco

China went blackface on us.  Everyone in the office today is super pissed. For many moon now, we’ve been the go-to website for tasteless photoshops of celebrities. Steve Buscemi with tits? Gary Coleman as a zombie? Sarah Jessica Pa…

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12 Celebrity Sex Change Photos

12 Celebrity Sex Change Photos

Ever wonder if Steve Buscemi would be hot as a chick?  Wonder no longer!  Also, the answer is no.  Anyway, check out the rest.  Touch yourself and be damned forever.

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Holy Taco Presents: Find the Ladies

Holy Taco Presents: Find the Ladies

  Here at Holy Taco, we like to think our testosterone riddled fanbase is nothing if not completely heterosexual and ready to party with the ladies at the drop of a dime.    But sometimes, things get confusing.  Sometimes, a few…

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Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest: The Last Hurrah

Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest: The Last Hurrah

Just a reminder everyone, today’s the last day for our Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest.  Head on over to our Facebook page and post your entries or vote for your favorites before tomorrow when we announced the winner.  Best entry gets …

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Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan’s Alternate Nail Designs

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison for being an idiot.  To show her appreciation, and why she’s an idiot, she took the time to write "f*ck U" on one of her fingernails.  She’s a classy broad.  And …

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The Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest

The Slushee Cup Photoshop Contest

We want to see your most inappropriate movie/drink cup tie ins.  Head to our Facebook page and post your best (worst). We loved what you did with Twilight so much we decided it’d be fun to do another photoshop contest to see what kind of…

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