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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

How Celebrities Spend Their Tax Returns

Famous people are just like you: they have personal assistants to do everything for them, they can adopt African orphans even if they’re single, workaholic drug addicts, and they have to file their taxes today. Unlike you, some celebs are expe…

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The End Times Are Upon Us!

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The Aerobics Girl GIF (TotalProSports)   25 Funniest Beware Signs (Manofest)   5 Politically Incorrect Mascots (CoedMagazine)   The Museum of Lost Wonder (Lemondrop)   10 Best Hockey Hairdos (BleacherReport)   18 Demoralized…

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The Butter Face Test

The Butter Face Test

We’re all familiar with the Butter Face, but how grisly does a lady’s mug have to be before you decide, "I just can’t do it."  Well, we decided to put the challenge to you, and we took incredibly hot bikini models, a…

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Oprah Has Changed…

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Nobody Cares About Snowboarding Lemur

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The Hottest Fans of March Madness (BleacherReport)   Joslyn James Sexting (TotalProSports)   Behold The Strokemeister (Manofest)   Heidi Montag and Her Boobs (Coed)   Girls Like Taking The Pill (LemonDrop)   The Sexiest Peop…

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Nananananananana Bat Jesus!

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Hot Brazilian Chicks Ice Skating (TotalProSports)   The 10 Hottest Players (BleacherReport)   Modern Warfare 2: The Movie (Manofest)   Marissa Miller is Boob Tastic (Coed)   Lindsay Lohan Makin Money (LemonDrop)   The Fish T…

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I Would Ride It

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Bored Girls Like To Make Out (TotalProSports)   10 Teams That Are Getting Screwed (BleacherReport)   Psychic Drawing Fail (Manofest)   Hot Alice in Wonderland Girls (Coed)   Hot Girls In Hot Places (Maxim)   Hot Ladies of th…

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I Would Definitely See This Movie

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May the Schwartz Be With You

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Naked Sledding is Awesome (TotalProSports)   Arnold In Japanese Commercials (Manofest)   Marliese Leitner Is Sexy (Coed)   Women Love Sexy Cars (LemonDrop)   Disney Princesses Are Hot (TheChive)   How To Work Out Like A Man …

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Internet Commenter Magazine

Internet Commenter Magazine

Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire Internet.  It’s so excellent that it inspired us to create Internet Commenter Magazine, an ironically printed publication devoted solely to the world of the Internet Commenter.  H…

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Quarterbacks Getting Tackled by Invisible Players

Quarterbacks Getting Tackled by Invisible Players

 Football season is over now, and we’re pretty broken up about it.  In thinking about our favorite games, plays, and moments of the last NFL season, we can’t help thinking that the game of football could benefit from a few smal…

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