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Julianne Hough’s Leaked Cell Phone Pics Are Incredibly Boring!

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The Hollywood Leaks group, a bunch of people hell-bent on revealing the private lives of celebrities, has achieved their most boring find so far! Pictures of Dancing With The Stars contestant and Ryan Seacrest beard Julianne Hough. Nobody really ca…

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Kate Middleton Photos: 5 Pics of the Future Queen’s Royally Bad British Teeth

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This Kate Middleton photo is clearly a photoshopped image. In fact, every Kate Middleton photo we’ve seen since the royal engagement was announced has been altered. How do I know that these images are doctored? Well, the proof is in the puddi…

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25 Not So Bad Ass Mr. Ts

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Mr. T pities the fool, so likely there’s a whole pantload of pity in this gallery.

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta-Jones

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Catherine Zeta-Jones is no stranger to the male sex.  She’s one of the hottest women on the planet, but for whatever reason hasn’t been in as many movies as she used to be in…oh wait, it…

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MILF Monday: Erinn Bartlett

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Erinn Bartlett is a Miss USA Pageant contestant and wife of Rules of Engagement star Oliver Hudson, who’s also Goldie Hawns son, which means he’s Kate Hudson’s brother, which means he probably g…

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Brittany Murphy Pictures

Brittany Murphy Pictures

    Everyone knows who Brittany Murphy is. She played the hot unattractive girl in Clueless. Then she played the other hot crazy girl in Girl, Interrupted. After that, she played Eminem’s dirty hot girlfriend in 8 Mile. Then she play…

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The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash

The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash

High School Cheerleader Fundraising Carwashes are f*cked up.  They look and act exactly like the beginning of a porno, except that all the stars are underage.  Basically, it’s a pedophile’s wet dream come true.  This creat…

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25 Hottest Holy Taco Girls

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We’ve put together a collection of our favorite girl of the day photos from the past few months. Enjoy!  

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Girls In Tight Clothing – A Gallery

Girls In Tight Clothing – A Gallery

Here at the Taco, we appreciate women’s fashion. Our favorite material being whatever bike shorts and cat suits are made out of. So, in honor of that, here’s a gallery of girls in really tight clothes.    

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Over The Shoulder Pose – A Gallery

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One of the best things about hot girls is that they have shoulders.  And what do you do with shoulders?  Why, you look over them while showing off your goods, that’s what!  Here’s a gallery of hot chicks utilizing the clas…

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