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Where do Pics on the Internet Come From

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Yesterday I received a legal notice about a photo on Holy Taco. Some gentleman apparently owned said photo and was not amused that we were hosting said photo. We didn’t have permission to use said photo. It was illegal. Copyright infringement. …

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25 Things We Did Yesterday Instead of Posting a Gallery

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We’re very busy at Holy Taco, what with all the restraining orders and pie eating contests we have to deal with, so i was with a heavy heart we actually posted no gallery yesterday. But we have a good reason why we missed it. 25 reasons, in …

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My Trip To New York: A Photo Essay

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A couple of months ago I was whisked away to New York for a sneak peek at a brand new show on truTV called Impractical Jokers. I wrote up a kind of micro-review of the show — which you can find here — as a part of a larger article. To s…

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Words of Wisdom From Vladimir Putin

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Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation and wondered what Vladimir Putin would say or do in that same situation? We all have. It’s okay to admit it. Luckily for you, we’ve taken the time to ask Vladimir what we would…

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ThankYourWank.com Let’s You Thank People That You Have Masturbated To

Thank Your Wank

We get a lot of Emails from our bosses and various employees at Break Media filled with links and suggestions for things we should write about – maybe a weird news story or a strange website. Normally the links we’re sent aren’t worthy of a write u…

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25 Pics of Michelle Baker

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If you’re an internet writer whose life is devoted to following trending topics in the hopes of riding the wave of popularity to more views on your site, then you know Michelle Baker is trending right now thanks to her recent appearance on SI…

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Hey Hipsters, Good Luck Explaining Your Love Of Irony To Your Kids

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This generation loves irony! I get it, “who farted” trucker hats and blu-blockers are funny, but here’s the rub: eventually you’ll (likely by ironic accident) have children, they’ll see pictures of you as a youngster a…

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25 Smiling Dogs

25 Smiling Dogs

If you’ve never seen a dog smile you’ve never experienced the exhilarating rush of not being quite sure if it means the animal is happy or has achieved a dangerous new level of intelligence and is now finalizing plans for your death.

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25 Hot Chicks Fishing

25 Hot Chicks Fishing

You know what’s hotter than fishing? Pretty much everything that doesn’t involve open sores. But that doesn’t mean hot chicks can’t go fishing. I mean, why would it?

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25 Chicks Loving The Taco

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Based on data we’ve gathered about our readers, 1 in 900 of you is a woman and of that sample, 1 in 37 loves us. This gallery is all about those special ladies.

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25 Foods on Sticks That May or May Not Kill You

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In the Gospel of Matthew it’s said that Jesus was given some fish on a stick and he said unto the fishmonger “Lo, let it be known that this kicks so much ass.” And so it was.

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