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25 Things We Did Yesterday Instead of Posting a Gallery

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We’re very busy at Holy Taco, what with all the restraining orders and pie eating contests we have to deal with, so i was with a heavy heart we actually posted no gallery yesterday. But we have a good reason why we missed it. 25 reasons, in …

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25 Fearless Flying Dogs

25 Fearless Flying Dogs

Hey, Monorail cat…suck it.

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25 Offputting Inflatables

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In a perfect world, we would inflate basketballs, tiny boats and tinier pools. But the world isn’t perfect, is it? And these things exist.

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25 Cat Girls

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Remember Catwoman? Man alive, did that movie suck so bad. On an unrelated note, here are 25 girls dressed as cats.

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25 Humping Tattoos

25 Humping Tattoos

People make a lot of questionable choices when it comes to tattoos – someone’s name, a Star Wars character, the full face tattoo, but you can rest assured it’s never a bad idea to be branded by humping.

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25 Things That Look Like Dildos

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There’s plenty of vegetables and whatnot out there that look like penises, but who knew so many things also look like tools for manually working your naughty places?

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25 Pics of Lou Ferrigno Macking on the Ladies

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They didn’t call Lou Ferrigno Incredible for nothing. Mostly it was because it was the name of his character, but a bit of it was because ladies love a giant, green dude.

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25 Girls on Ice

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Generally speaking the cold is awful because it can kill you, which is why winter has been hunted for years. Another suck hole part of this abysmal temperature is that it forces most of us to bundle up in parkas and other wooly-type items. Lucky …

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25 Brokedown Hoopties

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Every year car makers try their best to entire people to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a new model just because it comes with cup holders and an 8-track player. But some bold drivers say “No, I’d rather drive this piece of crap…

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25 Offputting Male Strippers

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In general male strippers are a different breed of dude – generally guys who wax a lot and work out. And sometimes they suffer head trauma, thyroid conditions and meth addictions and turn into these guys. And yet women pay to see them naked.…

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25 Completely Wrong Pics of Women Breastfeeding Animals

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The internet has about 20 million pictures of boobs. Of those 20 million, there are at least 25 awful ones that have animals latched on to them. We have no idea why this is happening.

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25 Pics of Keith Richards Looking Like Grim Death

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Keith Richards is reprising his role as Jack Sparrow’s dad in the next Pirates of the Caribbean film. Also, there is no such thing as a decent photograph of this man. There really isn’t. Enjoy a bevy of pics of him mere inches from g…

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